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Naughty Sms

1 Pathan Peshawar me 10 hazar ka 1 par se urny wala Kaboter bech raha tha. Angraez karid k apny mulk ly geya jab usny wahan uraya to wo 2no paron sy urny laga. Angreaz ne pucha bahi tu to wahan 1 par sy ur raha tha to kaboter bola. . . . . . . Bahi wo Peshawar hai wahan 1 hath pechy rakh k urna parta hai.

306 chars (2 sms)


Zardari

Zardari : Jb Me Paida Hua Tha To Pooray Gaon Walo ne 2 Ghantay Zabardast Firing ki Thee… Pathan: Lanat Hai ! Kisi Bhi Begherat Ka Nishana theek Nai Laga.!.

158 chars (1 sms)


Pathan

PATHAN 100 K note par likha Numbre dial kar raha tha DOST:Ye kya kar rhe ho...? PATHAN:Mai dekh raha tha Quaid-e-Azam ka mobile ab kis k pas hay.....

149 chars (1 sms)


PATHAN 2 SARDAR

PATHAN 2 SARDAR: O! YARA TUMHAR SHUKRIYA KE TUM LO IS DUNIYA MIA AYA...... SARDAR: OEE WOH KU PAJI..... PATHAN: O! YARA AGAR TUM IS DUNIYA MAI NAHI HOTA NA TO SARA LATIFA HAMARE OPER BANTA

189 chars (2 sms)


mary to abi shaadi

Pathan office se ghar aa raha tha k Rasty me
kisi ne bataya k
Tumhari biwi kisi ki shadi me dance kar rahi hy.

Pathan ghar aya or darwaze pe danda le k khara ho gya
8 bajy, 10 baje, 11 bajy 12 baje
rat k 3 baj gaye
lekin Biwi nahi aai

4 bajay pathan ko yaad aaya k
mary to abi shaadi hi nahi hui.

309 chars (2 sms)


Cockroach k liye Powder

Dukandar: Bhai Cockroach k liye Powder lylo ?

Pathan: Nahi bhai Cockroach ko itna bhi free nahi karna,
Aaj Powder ly diya tu kal Body Spray mangey ga..

155 chars (1 sms)


Pathan

New married couple of Pathan and Pathani: Pathani: hamari shadi ko 24 hourz ho chukay hain Pathan: Aur aisa lagta hai jese abi kal ki bat ho..........

150 chars (1 sms)


Pathan

Jo eid walay din roza rakhay wo Shetan or jo Rozay walay din eid mana lay wo Pathan "Express Newz" Har Pathan pe khas nazar

123 chars (1 sms)


Pathan 1st on Jhaaz

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha: . Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha, Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga. . Aur Bola: . Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon . Aur . Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. …

185 chars (2 sms)


BMW

Pathan: hum ko shadi per Susral se BMW mila hy Friend: Lekin mene to tumhare ghar koi car nahi dekhi Pathan: Oye! BMW ka matlab hai.. “Bohat Mota Wife”

151 chars (1 sms)


pathan

Pathan "Mazar" Pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya. Logo Ne Bht Maara 0r Pocha Aisa Q Kia.? PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na Aaya To Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani Thi"...:-)

167 chars (2 sms)


pathan

pathan to doctor : puuray jism main kaheen bhee ungli lagaon to bohat dard hota hai doctor suggested full body XRay When he checked XRay , he found frecture in his ungli

169 chars (2 sms)


Apna Tandoor Kholey Ga.

Friend: Matric k Baad kia Karo Gey? Pathan: Agar Fail hua to Mochi Banun Ga. Friend: Agar Pass Hue To? Pathan: Phir to Inshallah Hum Apna Tandoor Kholey Ga. :-)

164 chars (2 sms)


Pathan Ka Khoobsorat Bacha

Sardar Pathan K Bachay Ko Dekh Kar Bola: Bohat Khubsurat Hai. Kitne Maah Ka Hai? Pathan Gussey Me Bola: Kameene 1 Hi Maa Ka Hay. :-)

135 chars (1 sms)


Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.

Pathan: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai. Sardar: Q? Pathan: Kyo Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha K Main Jaag Raha Hun.

140 chars (1 sms)


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