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O pakistanio

O pakistanio bus main latak kar aanay walo light ke beghair rehnay walo deshat gardi bardasht karne walo har chees pe etra text dene walo 40 ka petrol 108 main kharidne walo selab ka imdadi maal dobara market se lene walo shehr ki light ka bill apne ghar se dene walo sania ko bhabhi kehne walo muni ko badaam kane walo english ke paper main calculator le janay walo ganje ko wazir banay walo call center wali larki se baat karke khush honay walo . . . meri taraf se sab ko ADVANCE EID MUBARAK

507 chars (4 sms)


bill dadi dain gi

Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss. Girl: Aur us dress ka? Shopkeeper: 10 kiss. Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi

154 chars (1 sms)


funny poetry

Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi, Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi. Mai kaise mithi baat karu? Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi. Ye chand kaise maamu hai? Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi. Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke? Kyu usne triming karai nahi. Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai? Ya jungle me koi naai nahi. Nana ki biwi jab nani hai, Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai. Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi? Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai? Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi. Jab school me itni neend aati hai. Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi? Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai. …

554 chars (4 sms)


Roz roz ka drama nahi hota

2011 is coming Wish u a very Happy new year Valentine’s day Basant 23rd march 14 august Eid ul fitr Eid ul azha Friendship day Mother, father Dadi, dada Nana, nani Children’s day Happy b’day 365 good mornings After noons, evenings’ & nights Roz roz ka drama nahi Hota mujh se Ab pura saal mat kehna SMS nahi kia

313 chars (2 sms)


Pappu Dadi

Pappu Dadi say:kya hum hamesha 5 hi rhnge? Aap, Papa, Mummy, Mai, Bahan. Dadi: Nhi Beta Jab tumhari Shadi Ho Jaygi to Hm 6 ho Jaynge. Pappu: Fir Behan k Shadi ho jaygi to hm 5 ho jaynge. Dadi: Nhi Beta Jab tumhara Beta hoga to hm fir 6 Ho jaynge Pappu: Fir Aap Mar Jaoge to hm fir se 5..... :D

295 chars (2 sms)


Surprise

Yeh Sun Kar Dimagh He Ghoom Gaya Faraz, Jab Meri Dadi Ne Call Kar K Mujhse Pocha: . . . . . Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?

116 chars (1 sms)


Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat ha

Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat hay..
Shopkeeper: 5 kiss
Girl: Or us dress ki kia keemat hay
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
Girl: ok dono dressess pack kardo is ka bill dadi dengi

169 chars (2 sms)


beautiful girl :

beautiful girl : is dress ki kia price hai?
shop keeper : only 5 kisses
beautiful girl : us dress ki?
shop keeper : only 10 kisses
beautiful girl : donno dress pack ker do bill dadi dain gi

194 chars (2 sms)


Gal: Is

Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi

151 chars (1 sms)


Dr: Aap pagal kaise huwe?

Dr: Aap pagal kaise huwe?
Pagal: kuch time pehle main ne ek bewa se shadi ki us ki jawan beti ne mere baap se shadi ki: yun wo meri saas ban gaye,un k ghar beti hui to rishte mai wo meri behn hui kiun k main us k baap ka beta tha,dosri taraf wo meri nawasi bhi hui, kiun k main us ki nani ka shohar tha, is liye main apni behn ka nana bana,phir mere ghar beta huwa, tu meri biwi ki beti, mere bete ki dadi bhi lagti thi kiun k wo meri soteli maa thi, chunache mera beta apni dadi ka bhai ban gaya aur main apne bete ka bhanja aur....
Dr: bas karo! Khuda k wastay bas karo warna main pagal hojaonga...

603 chars (4 sms)


HaPPy NeW YeAr

HaPPy NeW YeAr
HaPPy EiD,
HaPPy BasAnt,
X-mAs,
InDepEndNCe DaY 2008
HaPPy VaLeNtiNe''s,
FrNdShip,
MoThEr''s,
FathEr''s,
DadA,
DaDi,
NanA''s,
NaNi,
MamA,
MaMi,
ChiLdRen''s DaY
tAy
HaPPy B''dAy,
BeSt LuCk 4 ExAMs.
365 GuD MorNiNg
An
NoOn
A tAy NightAn.
KuCh rEh tE nhi gyA.
ChALo sArE saAL dA sAyApA mUkA

326 chars (3 sms)


yeh bat samajh main

yeh bat samajh main ayi nahi aur mom ne samjhai nahi! Main kaise mithi baat karoon jab mithi cheez khai nahi?

Yeh canda kaisa mamu hai jab mom ka wo bhai nahi?

q lambay baal hain bhaloo k kiyon us ki tind karwai nahi?
kiya wo ganda bacha hai? ya jungle main koi nayi nahi?

nani k husband jab nana haan or dadi k husband jab dada haan tu kiyon baji k husband baja nahi?

Yeh baat samajh main ayinahi aur mom ne samjhai nahi

435 chars (3 sms)


Dekh Ke Roop Tera Suhana

Dekh Ke Roop Tera Suhana

Yaad Agaya Dadi Amma
Ka Khil Khilana

Itni Ho Gayi Ho Tum Purani

Ab To Bas Kardo...



Ladko Ko Patana...

144 chars (1 sms)


Dekh Ke Roop Tera Suhana

Dekh Ke Roop Tera Suhana

Yaad Agaya Dadi Amma
Ka Khil Khilana

Itni Ho Gayi Ho Tum Purani

Ab To Bas Kardo...



Ladko Ko Patana...

144 chars (1 sms)


2009 Is Coming

2009 Is Coming

Wish U A Very
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Valentine''s Day
Basant
23rd March
14 August
Eid Ul Fitr
Eid ul Azha
Frndship Day
Mother, Father
Dadi, Dada
Nana, Nani
Children''s Day
Happy B''day
365 Gud Mornings
Aftr Noons, Evenings''
& Nights

Roz Roz Ka Drama Nhi
Hota Mujh Se
Ab Pura Saal Mat Kehna
Msg Nhi Kia ... ;->

346 chars (3 sms)


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