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Marriage is the most expensive way of getting your clothes cleaned for free

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Your'e going to hate me in a minute. Why waste time?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan asked teacher:: If black is a color and white is also a color........ THEN WHY BLACK AND WHITE T.V IS NOT A COLOR T.V.... TEACHER SHOCKED.........PATHAN ROCKED... ^_^

by Murad Malik (few years ago!)
Boy's Philosophy: Fraud With; Innocent Girl, ... Friendship with; Charming Girl, Contacts with; Smart Girl, Flirt with; Freaky Girl, Love with, Cute Girl, & Marriage with; "Jahan Ammi ki Merzi" :D

by sadaf (few years ago!)
Teacher: Pappu, Ek Story Sunao with Moral, Pappu: ...Main Uske Ghar gaya, Woh So Raha tha..! Phir Woh Mere Ghar Aaya to; Main So Raha tha..! :( . . . Moral: Jaisi Karni, Waisi Bharni :D :-P

by sadaf (few years ago!)
Dr:Tabiyat kaisi hai ab? Mareez:Pehle se ziada kharab hai Dr:Dawai khali thi? ...Mareez:Khali nahi thi bhari hui thi Dr:I mean dawai le li thi? Mareez:G ap ne di thi to mene le li thi Dr:Bewaquf dawai pi li thi? Mareez:Nahi G dawai laal thi Dr:Abey gadhe dawai ko pe lia tha? Mareez:Nahi G peliya to mujhe tha Dr:Akhrot k bachay!dawai ko khol k mou mein rakh lia tha? Mareez:Nahi ap ne hi to kaha tha k fridge me rakna :D

by sadaf (few years ago!)
Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty, Saali is Passion, ...Wife is Tension, ... Saali is Patakha, Wife is Sayapa, Saali is Cool, Wife is Fool, Saali is Tuty-Fruity, Wife is Qismat Photi, Saali is fresh Cake, Wife is Earth Quake, :D

by sadaf (few years ago!)
!~ A sweet Quote from a 9 years old school boy ~! "Love is when i can't pay attention in class Because i am too busy writing her first name With my last name"

by sadaf (few years ago!)
Boy: Do u have a pen? Girl: Yeah Boy:oh..its out of ink! ...... Girl: What? you're kidding.it works! Boy: It doesn't work! well,u try...go write your cell phone number here.

by sadaf (few years ago!)
She's so amazing, I could squeeze sunshine juice out of her. - Barak Ben-Ezer

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, or stand up in the bath! - Phillip Malone

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
"There`s plenty other fish in the sea."...."I`m human, why would I want to date a fish?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
How I can remember a song from when I was 8, but i can`t remember for the life of me, why I went into the kitchen!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
If I was a bird,I know who I`d sh?t on first.(;

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Awesome ends with Me and Ugly starts with U ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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