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taimoorkhan Age: 30 4070 days old here Total Posts: 2257 Points : 39 Location: islambad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : joke Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 24 2013 11:47:06 AM

Awais148

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Angraiz Sharab Pee Raha Tha

Pathan Nay Usay Daikha Aur Kaha:

Hum Is Say Bhi Acha Nasha Karwata Hai Tum Ko

Aur

Angraiz Ko Chars Ka Kash Lagwa Dia

Angraiz Behosh Ho Gia

Kuch Arsay Bad

Jb Dobara Dono Ki Mulaqat Hoi To

Pathan Nay Phir Kash Laganay Ko Kaha

Angraiz Bola: No Yaar Ye Nasha Buhut Sakht Hai

Nash Utarnay Kay Bad Pechhay Buhut Dard Hota Hay

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Posted on May, 31 2015 05:47:09 PM

Awais148

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Pathan Sharab Peetay Howay BV Se

Tum Kon Ho?

BV: Pagal Ho Gay Ho Kia?

Apni BV Ko Bhool Gay

Pathan: Nasha Her Ghum Bhula Daita Hai Baaji

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Posted on May, 31 2015 05:48:24 PM

Awais148

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Aik Pathan Samose waley ke pass gaya or bola : Aik Samosa dedo
samosa leny ke baad bola aik rol dedo
or rol ke baad bola aik pepsi dedo
or pepsi le kar janey laga to samose wala bola mere paise to do
pathan : konse paise
samose wala : pepsi ke
pathan : pepsi to meney rol ke badle li hai
samose wala : to rol ke paise
pathan : rol to meiny samose ke badle lia hai
samose wala : to samose ke de de
pathan : Abey pagal ho gaya hai kia samosa to mainy wapas kar dia

hahaahahah

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Posted on May, 31 2015 05:50:55 PM

Awais148

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hahaahahah

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Posted on May, 31 2015 06:09:51 PM

Awais148

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Pathan ne shesha kharida.

Pathan:- Is sheeshay ki koi guarantee?
Shopkeeper:- Ap isko 100 manzil se nichy girao, ye 99 manzil tk nhi totey ga
Pathan:- Jio SHEHZADY ker dey pack..!

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Posted on May, 31 2015 06:12:58 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4068 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan ne pressure cooker kharida. 2sray din wapis dene chala gya. Shopkeeper:- Kyon Khan g cooker thek nahi kya? Pathan:- Aray nahi baba ghar mein jawan betiyan hen aur ye badtamiz sitiyan marta hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 31 2015 06:14:01 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4068 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha hote han . . . . 3 pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho..... . . wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han to 3 pathan kehta ha . . . . . . . itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 31 2015 06:15:08 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4068 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha! Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun mar rhe ho? Pathan: Hamara bhabi achi aurat nahi hai. Logon ne pucha tumhain kaise pata. Pathan Bola: O Yara mein jis dost se bi puchta hun k tum kis se phone pe baat ker rahe ho ,Woh yehe kehta hai TERI BHABI SE !! Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 01 2015 01:28:59 PM

Awais148

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Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea . Logo na pocha aap ka dushman ha america aap na apne bache ka naam america rakh lea . Pathan : na kaha hum dunya ko batana chahta ha ka pathan america ka baap ha .

Aur Aes tarah jang shoro ho ge.

America : Hum Chand per jakr jahaz banyge . Pathan : hum soraj pr ja kr naswar banayga . America : Tum jal jaega. Pathan : Hum Pagal nhe hum raat ko jayga.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Thanks

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Posted on June, 01 2015 01:30:34 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4068 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	AIK PATHAN CHILKAY SAMET KELA KHA RAHA THA ADMI NE POCHA TO KEHNAY LAGA MUJHAY YAQEEN HA IS KE ANDAR KELE HI HOGA. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 01 2015 01:40:43 PM

Awais148

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Pathan "Mazar" Pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya.

Logo Ne Bht Maara 0r Pocha Aisa Q Kia.?

PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na Aaya To Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani Thi"...:-)

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Posted on June, 01 2015 01:48:44 PM

Awais148

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Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:
.
Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha, Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
.

Aur Bola:

.
Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
.
Aur
.
Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho.

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Posted on June, 01 2015 01:49:47 PM

Awais148

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Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speed
sy kyn ja rahy ho

KHAN:Tm logn ny he to side waly

board pe likha hy:

YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA HY ;->

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Posted on June, 01 2015 01:51:56 PM

Awais148

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Pessenger :

Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?

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Phatan :
Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .
;p

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Posted on June, 01 2015 01:54:27 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4068 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Queen Elizabeth & Pathan were havng candle light dinner. Queen says- Pass d wine u divine! "Pathan thinks-"how poetic"! Pathan says-"pass d roti u moti" Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 01 2015 01:55:53 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4068 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 pathan ka mobile chori ho gaya. Pathan bohat roya, rote rote hasne lga. Kisi ne pocha hans kyu rhe ho.? Pathan bola mobile to le gya pr charger to mere pas hy na.. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 01 2015 03:42:52 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4068 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathaan's wish: when i die, I wana die like my grandpa who died peacefuly in his sleep not screamin like all d passengers in d bus he was driving ;-> Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 01 2015 03:44:20 PM

Awais148

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1 Shaks K.E.S.C Office Fone Kr K Bola:
Janab Light Band Kr Do

K.E.S.C Wala: Hiran Ho Kar Q Sir?
Man: Wo Yara Hmaray Dimagh Me
1 Naya Gali Aya Hai
Wo Tumko Dena Hy.

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Posted on June, 01 2015 03:46:17 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4068 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 pathen n other pathan were watchin a cricket match. When Afridi hits a boundary. 1st pathan: Kya Goal mara. 2nd pathan : Raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal ismein nahin cricket mein hota hai Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 01 2015 03:47:25 PM

Awais148

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Pathan:
Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha

Dost:
Wo kaisay ?

Pathan:
Hamara Maa kehta he Jab Hum Rota tha, to sara Ghar Sar pe otha leta tha.

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Posted on June, 01 2015 03:48:26 PM

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