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taimoorkhan


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Status : Offline		 Subject : joke




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Posted on September, 24 2013 11:47:06 AM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Location:
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Status : Offline		 Molvi Jumma Parhane Sey Pehle
Molvi Jumma Parhane Sey Pehle :
Kisi Kah Pao Line Sy Agey Nahi Hona Chahiye
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Pathan: Kyun Molvi Sahib Kiya No Ball Ho Jaye Gi...

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Posted on May, 29 2015 07:09:36 PM
Awais148


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Pathan Ney Class Main 1st Position Li
Teacher Ny Poocha:
Parh Likh Kr Kya Bannna Chahtay Ho?
Pathan:
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Chowkidar.

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Posted on May, 29 2015 07:13:54 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4069 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ek Pathan ny first time 5 STAR HOTEL me

Raat guzari,

Subha Waiter se poocha : O Khana kharaba!

Yahan itny baray Hotel k itny baray

Room me Wash room to nahi hai?

Waiter ny wash room ka darwaza khol ker dikhaya k

Sir ye jo hai?

Pathan : Pagal ka Bacha! Iss me Bath room ki jaga

kidher hai?

Waiter ny Kamod ki taraf ishara kia k

Ye hai Sir...

Pathan : O Khudaya! Iss me to hum ny

Raat ko Aam bhigo ker Rakhay thy,

Thanda honay k liye.....:-)

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Posted on May, 29 2015 07:15:22 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4069 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ek Pathan toilet me betha tha,

Samnay likha tha k

Pani ka ziyada se ziyada

Istemaal keren..

Bas phir kia tha???
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Pathan bethy bethy

4 lotay P gaya.......:-D

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Posted on May, 29 2015 07:17:25 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4069 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan pco me gya aur apny hi mobile se baat kr k

wapas aa gya.ksi ne poocha k agr apny mobile se hi

baat krni thi to pco me jaany ki kya zrort thi.

Pathan bola : Mere doston ne kaha tha k agr pco se

call kro gy to sasti pary gi....:-)

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Posted on May, 29 2015 07:20:38 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4069 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ek Pathan ny ek larki se kaha ;

"I Love You"

Larki : Tameez se Bolo.

Pathan : Bismillah-hir-Rahman-ir-Raheem,

I Love You....!!

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Posted on May, 29 2015 07:22:34 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4069 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan : Tum apny Murdon ko jala Q dety ho?

Hindu : Aisa na keren to phir kia keren?

Pathan : Hum ko de dia karo,

Hum Naan lagaega....:-)

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Posted on May, 29 2015 07:25:04 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4069 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan: Light Nahi Hy To
Kambakht Pankha To Chala
Do.

Biwi: Aakhir Pathan Hi Ho
Na?
Aqal To Hy Hi Nahi,Pankha
Chala Diya To Mom-Batti
Bujh Jy ge.

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Posted on May, 29 2015 07:26:48 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4069 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
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Status : Offline		 Pathan k ghr bili thi!
Tang A kr usy kahein chor aya,
Ghr aya to bili pehly pohnchi hoe thi,
Pathan Dubara kahin Door chor aya,
Bili phr ghr a gae,
Pathan gsuy mein use bohot dor
chorne gaya,
Wahan sy wife ko call ki,
Bili ghr pohnchi..?
Wife: Han
Pathan: Us kamini sy bol k muje
aa kr ly jy,
Main rasta Bhool gaya hn.

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Posted on May, 29 2015 07:30:08 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4069 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ek Pathan ka sir phat gaya
Pathan se Dr. ne poocha:- “Khan sahab kya hua?”

Khan: Hum patthar se keel thok raha tha,
Hum ko ek admi bola khan apna khopri istemal karo

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Posted on May, 29 2015 07:31:44 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4069 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan Doctor Se:
Mere Wazan Bhot Ho Gaya Hai,

Doctor:
Tum Rozana 5 kilo Meter Padel Chalo,
1 Saal Baad pathan Ne Doctor Ko
Call Ki,
O Tera Khana kharab khabees Wazan Tu
Kam Ho Gaya Hai
Magar Hum
“AFGHANISTAN”Puchnch Gaya Hai.

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Posted on May, 29 2015 07:33:02 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4069 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Zamendar:
Meri itni Zaamen he K me
Apni car pr Niklon to sham tak adhi
zamen pr pOhnchta hOn

Pathan:
Hath milao humare pas bhi pehle aesa
hi Khaatara car thi.

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Posted on May, 29 2015 07:35:08 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Points : 198

Location:
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Status : Offline		 It happened in hospital ICU where patients died on same bed

every sunday morning at 11 am

It puzzled doctor whether it was something super natural.

Worldwide expert team was constituted to investigate cause of incidents.

Next sunday,few minutes before 11 am.

All doctors and nurses waited to see what was it.

Some were holdin prayer books to fight with evil.

Then...

A pathan who was a part time sunday sweeper

entered in the ward at 11 am(his duty timings),

unplugged the life support system and

plugged in his vacuum cleaner. :-D

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Posted on May, 29 2015 07:36:29 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4069 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan dentist se: kya dard k baghair daant nikal lete ho?

Dr: nhin

Pathan: Hum nikal leta hun

Dr:wo kaise?

Pathan: Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee...

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Posted on May, 29 2015 07:37:39 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4069 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan selling parashoot

"plane se koodo,button dubao aur zamin per utar jao"

Customer: Agar parashoot nhn khula tou?

Pathan: O ALLAh ka banda, change ho jaye ga !!

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Posted on May, 29 2015 07:39:07 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4069 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan doctor se:

Mujhe beemari hai

khanay k baad bhook nhn lagti

Sonay k baad neend nhn aati

kaam karo tou thak jata hun

Dr: Saari raat dhoop mai betho theek ho jao ge. .!!

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Posted on May, 29 2015 07:40:44 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 TEACHER :Name the animal which live in water and land

PATHAN :Simple 'Frog'

TEACHER :Now name such 4 animal

PATHAN : Simple "Frog's mother,Frog's father,Frog's sister".

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Posted on May, 29 2015 07:42:03 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Points : 198

Location:
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Status : Offline		 1st pathan: Yar jab mai chota tha to

main minar-e-pakistan se gir gaya tha..


2nd: To mar gaya tha ya bach gaya?

1st pathan: Mujhe yad nahin, Tab mai chota tha....P

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Posted on May, 29 2015 07:44:28 PM
Awais148


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Points : 198

Location:
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Status : Offline		 1 pathan cycle chala raha tha k ek larki se takra gaya..!

Larki: Ghanti nhn mar sakte kya?

Pathan: Puri cycle tou mardi,

Ab ghanti kya alag se nikal k marun??

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Posted on May, 29 2015 07:46:21 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4069 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 1 chor pathan ka mobile le kar bhaga,

Pathan hasne laga

Dost: wo tmhara mobile le kar bhaga hai aur tum hans rahe ho

Pathan:Us mai balance hi nhn hai..

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Posted on May, 29 2015 07:48:37 PM
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