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taimoorkhan


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Posted on September, 24 2013 11:47:06 AM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Points : 198

Location:
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Status : Offline		 Pathan : Mujhy film me kaam kernay ka bohat shoq hai..

Director : Acha Aap ko Roll kon sa

pasand hai??

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Pathan : Qeemay Wala...:-(

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Posted on May, 28 2015 12:14:33 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4069 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan ny Pilot ko thappar mara
Abhi Jahaaz Runway per dorr hi raha tha k

Pathan ny Pilot ko thappar mara or bola :

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Posted on May, 28 2015 12:38:00 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Hamen dair ho rahi hai or tu

"By Road" ja raha hai......:-)

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Posted on May, 28 2015 12:39:24 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4069 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pichlay 20 saalon me
Pathan : Hum ny pichlay 20 saalon me

ek baat note ki hai,

Dost : Wo kia..?
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Pathan : Jab bhi Ramazan khatam hota hai,

Eid zaroor aata hai...:-)

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Posted on May, 28 2015 12:40:33 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4069 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Larki : Tum mere sapno me, khuwabon me,

or jazbaaton me rehtay ho.
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Pathan : Baji! tum ko kisi ny bewaqoof

banaya hai,

Hum to Peshawar me rehta hai...:-)

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Posted on May, 28 2015 12:51:47 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4069 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pagal ho gaya hai kia
3 Pathano ko ek Bike pe dekh ker Traffic Police ny

rukny ka ishara kia,,


Pathan chalti bike per se bola :

"Pagal ho gaya hai kia?

Tu kahan bethay ga..?"

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Posted on May, 28 2015 12:52:53 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4069 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan Passport banwanay gaya.

Clerk : NIC do.

Pathan ny BV ka NIC dia..


Clerk : BV ka nahi apna do..?

Pathan : Kal to hum ko bola tha k

"NADRA" ka NIC le ker aao...:-)

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Posted on May, 28 2015 12:53:58 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4069 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Indian Pathan se
Indian Pathan se : Tumhen terna ata hai..??

Pathan : Nahi..

Indian : Tum se to kutta acha hai jo

teir to leta hai..


Pathan ghusse me : Tumhen terna ata hai..??

Indian : Yes.

Pathan : Phir tum me or kuttay me

kia farq hai..!1


Wah wah Khan sahab aaj to dil khush er dia

pathan ny....:-)

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Posted on May, 28 2015 12:55:06 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4069 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ek larky ny chines larki se shadi ki..

Larki ek saal baad mar gai,,

Larka bohat ro raha tha...

Ek Pathan dilasa dety huwy bola :

"Bas yaar! China ka maal to

Itna hi chalta hai....:-)

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Posted on May, 28 2015 12:57:14 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4069 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan pehlay rozay ko Masjid me Naat perhny gaya to

logon ny usay khoob mara..

Wajha poochi to ek aadmi ny kaha :

ye pehlay rozay ko hi ye naat perh raha tha,

"Alwida Alwida Mahe Ramazan"

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Posted on May, 28 2015 01:13:09 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4069 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan larki k saamny Bike se
Pathan larki k saamny Bike se zor se gira or

sharmindagi se foran hi khara ho gaya..


Larki : Oh ho! Aap ko lagi to nahi..?


Pathan : Nahi! Hum bike se aisy hi uterta hai(:-P)

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Posted on May, 28 2015 01:14:09 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4069 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan Perfume bech raha tha,,

"Perfume le lo, Perfume le lo"

Ek memon aaya or bola :

"1 rupay wala dikhao.."

Pathan : "Ye hamara Baghal soongh lo.."

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Posted on May, 28 2015 01:15:14 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4069 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 3 Pathn raat ko Jeep k derwazay
3 Pathn raat ko Jeep k derwazay lock hony ki waja se

Jeep me phans gaye.
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1s Pathan
Aisa kerty hen Engine k raastynikalty hen.
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2nd Pathan
Nahi Diggi k raasty nikalty hen.
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3rd Pathan
Jo bhi kerna hai jaldi kero,

Barish hony wali hai,

Or Jeep ki chat bhi nahi hai...:-)

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Posted on May, 28 2015 01:23:53 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4069 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
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Status : Offline		 PATHAN ARMY MA BHRTI HOWA
2 DIN
BAD JANG SHURU HOGAI
PATHAN K
HELMET PE GOLI LAGI
PATHAN GUN
PHAINK K BHAG GYA OR BOLA


AQALMAND K LIYE ISHARA E KAFI HAI

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Posted on May, 28 2015 01:25:13 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4069 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Hum B ja rha hay
Pathan
Public Toilet mei gya to
Diwar Pr Likha tha
Dunya Chand Pr Pohnch gai hy
Aur
Tum Yahan Bethay ho

Pathan
Nechay Likh Aya

Bus
kar k
Hum B ja rha hay!

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Posted on May, 28 2015 01:26:21 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4069 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 1 pathan building se gira
1 pathan building se gira,

Doctor Ye marr chuka hai,

Pathan achank uth or bola:
Mei zinda hon,

2nd pathan:
Tu leta reh tujhe doctor se
ziada pta hy kya

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Posted on May, 28 2015 01:28:13 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4069 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Indicator jal Raha Hai
1 Pathan Doosre Se:
Zara Car Se Bahar Dekhna
K Indicator jal Raha Hai
Ya Nahi?
Doosra Pathan Bahar Dekh K:
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Haan, Nahi, Haan, Nahi, Haan,
Nahi, Haan, Nahi.

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Posted on May, 28 2015 01:29:27 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4069 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan khouf zadda ho k
bemar hgya,
kisi ne poch khan kia
howa hai?

Pathan:-Yara kal hmara
classfelow ka intiqal
hogya,
uska Roll NO.45 tha or
hmara 46 hy.

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Posted on May, 28 2015 01:36:51 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4069 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan khouf zadda ho k
bemar hgya,
kisi ne poch khan kia
howa hai?

Pathan:-Yara kal hmara
classfelow ka intiqal
hogya,
uska Roll NO.45 tha or
hmara 46 hy.

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Posted on May, 28 2015 01:43:06 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4069 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 koi b ptcL number dial
1 pathan P.C.O gaya or
jaate he shop waaLe ko
3 zordaar thaper maare..

Shop pe Likha tha,,

koi b ptcL number dial
karne se pehle 3 Lagaen.

Geo pathan.

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Posted on May, 28 2015 01:44:45 PM
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