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taimoorkhan Age: 30 4071 days old here Total Posts: 2257 Points : 39 Location: islambad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : joke Like no likes.
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shadabnaqvi2 Age: 30 3761 days old here Total Posts: 1923 Points : 135 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	If you ever miss Sweet memories of College Days Your Class Your Friends . Just open your MARK SHEET Sara Nasha Utar Jayega Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 03 2015 06:50:35 PM

shadabnaqvi2 Age: 30 3761 days old here Total Posts: 1923 Points : 135 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Question: What is the name of that only book which is liked by almost every student? . Ans: FACEBOOK Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 03 2015 06:58:12 PM

shadabnaqvi2 Age: 30 3761 days old here Total Posts: 1923 Points : 135 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Dukh is ka nhi k hamari light nhi hy Khushi is bat ki hai k kisi ki bhi nahi hai..:-) hahaha ( ',')/ <)) bally bally / > Is prcham k saye talay hum ek hain. Hm aik hain 8-) Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 03 2015 06:59:20 PM

shadabnaqvi2 Age: 30 3761 days old here Total Posts: 1923 Points : 135 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Judge ( chor se ) : tum pandharvin baar adalat mein aaye ho is liye tum par pachaas hazaar rupay jurmana aed kya jata hai. chor ( haath bandh kar ) : huzoor! baqaida anay walay gahak ke sath kuch to riayat honi chahiye Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 03 2015 07:02:32 PM

Awais148

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Pathan-Mere Mohale wale bohat
Kanjoos hy
sardar: kyon?

Pathan-Sb ne 14 August manaey
Pr
Ksi ek ne b hamare ghar
Qurbani ka gosht nhi bheja

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Posted on June, 05 2015 07:08:55 PM

Awais148

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Pathan: Yara Hum bohat Pareshan hai.
Major Rohail: Kyu Khan Saab?

Pathan: Yara Subah se koi humain,

“Battery Low” k Naam se Miss Bell de rha hai

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Posted on June, 05 2015 07:11:32 PM

Awais148

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Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaz Adaa Karny ki Socha

Namaz se Pehly Pathan Ne Onchi Awaz Mai Niyat Ki

2 Rakat Namaz Qaza Fajar
7 June 2009
5:20 Purana Time.
ALLAH O AKBAR

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Posted on June, 05 2015 07:18:13 PM

Awais148

Age: 30

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A JUMBO PATHAN PACKAGE

4 Pathanon ne mil kar ptrl pump khola.
1 bhi customer nhi aya.
Q?

Ptrl pump was on 1st floor.

Phir chaaron ne usi flor pe aik restaurant khola.
1 bhi customer nahi. Q?

Ptrl pump ka board nhi hataya tha.

Phir charon ne 1 taxi li. 1 bhi sawar na hua. Q?

2 pathan agay or 2 pathan peechay beth kar sawari dhund rahe thay.

Taxi kharab ho gai. Chaaron ne khoob dhakka lagya but taxi wahi ki wahi. Q?

2 aagay se or 2 peechay se dkhakka laga rahe the.

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Posted on June, 05 2015 07:19:54 PM

Awais148

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Cow Per Bethey Ek Pathan Ko
Traffic-Police Ne Rok Kar Kaha
K Aapka Helmet Nahi Hai?
Chalan Hoga

Pathan:
Dhiyaan Se Dekh Neechey
Andhay
Four Wheel Hai.

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Posted on June, 05 2015 07:26:28 PM

Awais148

Age: 30

4069 days old here
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Points : 198

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Manager : You
are appointed
.

your salary is
Rs. 10,000/
.

Next Year it Will
be 20,000
.

Pathan : ok I will
join next year….

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Posted on June, 05 2015 07:28:23 PM

Awais148

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Nurse:
Mubarak HO Khansaab
Ap k Ghar
Larka peda Hua hy
Pathan:=

.
“O”

Mera”KHUDA”
Ye Kesa
Technology hy,
B.V Mera Hospital
mein hy or Bacha
Ghar Pada hua hy

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Posted on June, 05 2015 07:30:04 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4069 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Zindagi mein agar khuch karna ho to hamesha apnay dimagh ki suno Agar dimagh se koi jawab na aae to Dil ki sunno ............. Waha say bhi jawab na aae to .... Ankhain band kar ke . socho . . ke . . ya ALLAH kahin me PaTHAN to nahi ? Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 05 2015 07:36:08 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4069 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan: Khudkushi pr tqreer kr rha tha Khudkushi Hram hy Zulm hy Gunah hy Buzdili hy Pagalpun hy Aisi haram mot marne se behtr he insan apne ap ko Goli mar dy Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 05 2015 07:37:29 PM

Awais148

Age: 30

4069 days old here
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Pathan K Mobile P Raat 2 Baje Phone Aya:
Aap So To Nahi Rahy Thy

Pathan Ghussey Me Bola:

Khabees Ka Bachcha..

Zarori Nahi K

Har Pathan Chowkidaar Ho

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Posted on June, 05 2015 07:39:26 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4069 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan New York Gaya Wahan Aik Building Mein Aag Lagi Dekhi Tou Kaha Tm Log Neechey Kood Jao Mein Pehelwan Hon Pakar Longa Pehle Aik ßacha Gira Usne Pakar Liya Phir Aik Admi Gira Usse ß Pakar Liya Phir Aik Kala Admi Kooda Tou Pathan Nai Chor Diya 0r Kaha ... . Oye Jali Huyi Lashen Mat Phenko !!! Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 05 2015 07:45:24 PM

Awais148

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Points : 198

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pathan:doctor sahab apko taankay laganay attay hay?

doctor: haan attay hain kaha laganay hain?

pathan: ye lo chappal pay laga do.

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Posted on June, 05 2015 07:46:53 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4069 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek pathan or sardar ki khob pitai hue. Dono birthday party me muft ka khana khaty huay pakray gaye or kehne lagay, . . . . . . “Hum larki walo ki taraf se hain“ Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 05 2015 07:47:55 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4069 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 pathan phli bar aaina dekh kr bola isko to kahin dekha he kuch dair sochne k bad bola Oye to wohi begherat he jo shadi ka album me hmara bv ka sath betha he..! Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 05 2015 08:29:16 PM

Awais148

Age: 30

4069 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

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Pathan:Hm 35 Behn Bhai Hain...

Girl: Kia Tumhare Ghar Family Planing Waly Nahi Aye Thy...

Pathan:Aye Thy!
Hum Sub Sipara Parh Rahy Thy Wo Madrsa Samjh Kar Wapas Chaly Gaye..

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Posted on June, 05 2015 08:30:49 PM

Awais148

Age: 30

4069 days old here
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Points : 198

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Larki train mai baithi book parh rhi thi,
Book ka nam ta
“THE MAN”
Peechy pathan baitha chupke se wo book parh rha ta,
book mai likha ta k brazil k mard bahut
“CHARMING” or “BALOCH” mard bahut handsome hote hain,
Kch deir k bad Larki ne peeche dekha or pathan se uska nam poocha?

Pathan:
”RONALDO BUGTI

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Posted on June, 05 2015 08:32:12 PM

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