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taimoorkhan Age: 30 4071 days old here Total Posts: 2257 Points : 39 Location: islambad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : joke Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 24 2013 11:47:06 AM

Awais148

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Pathan: Shalimar Expres Kitne Baje Ayegi?
TT: 9 Bajy

Pathan: Local train
TT: 1 Bajy

Pathan: Mal Gari?
TT: 12 Bajy

TT: Jana Kahan He?
Pathan: Patri Cross Karni He.

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Posted on June, 12 2015 12:14:15 PM

Awais148

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1 Kabutar Pathan Ko Tang Kar Raha Tha,
Pathan Ne Usy Pakar Liya Or Usy MAarne Ka
Faisla Kar Liya, Wo Usy Chhath Pe Ly Gaya

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Wahan Se Neche Phaink Diya.=P:-)

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Posted on June, 12 2015 12:15:34 PM

Awais148

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Pathan 2 Sardar:
"Yaara..!! Aaj Humne Bohat Bara Larai Dekha-"

Sardar:
Woh Kese??

Pathan:
Aasman Or Zameen K Darmiyan...

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2 Machhar Lar Rhe The.:-)XD

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Posted on June, 12 2015 12:16:39 PM

Awais148

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Women's Day Par 1 Larki Ne Pathan Se Kaha Apko Pata Hai Aj Women's Day Hai?

Pathan Ghabra K Bola:
Kamaal Hai, Jab Hum Ghar Se Nikla Tab To WEDNESDAY Tha.:-)=D

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Posted on June, 12 2015 12:18:14 PM

Awais148

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Teacher:
Now, Tell Me Frankly, Do You Say Prayers Before Eating?

Pathan:
No Sir, I Don't Have To,
My Mom Is A Good Cook.=D:-)

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Posted on June, 12 2015 12:20:19 PM

Awais148

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In Ulfat Ki Raahon Mein
Mujhy Dhoka Na Dena
Ae DOST

Mera Yaqeen Tujh Pe
...Aisa Hy Jese PATHAN
Ka NASWAR Per ... =P =D

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Posted on June, 12 2015 12:21:47 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4069 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	girl TO pathan;tum din mein kitni bar shave kartey hu? pathan;din mein 70 ,80 baar... GIRL:tum pagal hu? PATHAN:kocha!hum nai hain.... Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 12 2015 12:23:20 PM

Awais148

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1 din pathan ne 2 wazoo kiyey
tu molvi sahab ne pocha k tum ne 2 wazoo kiu kiyey....
pathan : ta k 1 toot jaye tu 2 kamm aye

hahahah....

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Posted on June, 12 2015 12:24:50 PM

Awais148

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Pathan: Hello! Aap WORLD BANK Se Bol Rahy Hain?

Officer: Yes, What Kind of help Do You want!

Pathan:

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100 Ka Khulla Hoga? :-)

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Posted on June, 12 2015 12:26:14 PM

Awais148

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Pathan: Larki Phansani Aati Hai?
Sardar: Nahi
Pahtan: Bara Aasan Hai, Ek Kaghaz Lo, Uspe Love Letter Likho,
Us Ka Jahaz Banao, Class Main Urra Do.

Teacher Puche To Larki Ka Naam Laga Dena.
Phans Gai Larki.:-P

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Posted on June, 12 2015 12:27:41 PM

Awais148

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1st frend: Meri begum ne Novel '2 DOST' parha
Aur hamare jurwa bache hue.

2nd frend: Meri begum ne Novel '3 jugnoo' parha
Aur ek waqt mai 3 bacho ko janam diya

Ye sab sun kar Pathan apne ghar bhaga
Dosto ne pocha kahan ja rahe ho wo bola:

Apni begum ko rokne wo 'Ali baba 40 chor' Parh rahi hai. :-D

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Posted on June, 12 2015 12:29:04 PM

Awais148

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1 Pathan Dr. Kay Ghar Raat 2 Bjaay Phone Aaya.

"Aap So To Nahi Rahy?"

Pathan Dr. Ne Ghussay Main Kaha:

"Kuttay K Bachay!

Sab Pathan Chokidaar Nahi Hoty." :-)

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Posted on June, 12 2015 12:30:33 PM

Awais148

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1st Pathan: Yaar Aaj To 1 Rs. Me 3 Amrood Mil Gaye.

2nd Pathan: Wo Kaise?

1st Pathan: 1 Rs. Ka 1 Usne Dia,

1 Main Utha K Bhag Gaya,

Or 1 Usne Muje Phenk K Mara. :-)

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Posted on June, 12 2015 12:31:56 PM

Awais148

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35 Saal ki Lady Balcony Se Neeche Kachre ke dibbe me giri.
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Ya Dekh Kay Pathan Nay Kaha

Husband Zyada he Shokeen Lagta hai.
Werna Abhi 5 10 Saal Aur Chal Sakti Thi. :-)

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Posted on June, 12 2015 12:33:14 PM

Awais148

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Hum To Udti Chidya K Bhi Par Gin Lete Hain,

Pathan:
Is Me Mushkil He Kiya Hai
2 He To
Hote Hain. :-)

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Posted on June, 12 2015 12:34:49 PM

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Pathan Road Se Jaati Hui Larki Ko Ghoor K Dekh Raha Tha.

Larki Ne Usay Lanat Di...

Pathan Apne Dost Se Bola:

Pooch Rahi Hai, Kisne Kaha Tha Pepse Per Rs.5 Kam Kardo. :-)

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Posted on June, 12 2015 12:36:13 PM

Awais148

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Ek Pathan ko Sailab Zadgan se Bohat Maar Parri

Kyo?

Kyo k Khan Sahab Sailab Zadgan ke Imdad k lye 3 Truck

NASWAR

Le kar Pohonch Gaye. :-)

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Posted on June, 12 2015 12:37:53 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4069 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan apni teacher sy:apny kal mujy cal ki the,kya kam tha? Teacher:maine to koi cal nae ki the. Pathan:hum ny apna fon dekha us par likha tha 'MISS CALL Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 12 2015 12:38:59 PM