Men; 1817 Jokes

Jab Kutte Ki Maut Aati Hai

Jab KUTTE ki maut aati hai na..
tab kutta mar jata hai...

Aur Jap Sardar Ko biwi Ki yad ati hai ko..

Sardar airhostes se- aapki shakal mere biwi se milti julti hai..

Air hostes ne jordar tamacha mara..

Sardar- kya baat hai charactr b milta julta

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Oye!what R U doing?

Santa- Oye!what R U doing?
Banta- Recording this baby’s voice.
Santa- Why?
Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Mujhe to ankhain band karny

Pathan: Mujhe to ankhain band
karny par bhi dikhai deta hai
Friend Heran ho kar Kya dikhai daita hai
.

Pathan

(-,-)

/ /ANDHERA:-D

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha

Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
charger tu mere pass hai

Ek chor Sardar ka mobile le kar bagh gyia.
Dost: wo tumara mobile le kar
bagh gyia or tm hanas rahe ho,
Sardar: bagne do charger tu mere pass hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar in Park Sardar park me betha tha

Sardar in Park Sardar park me betha tha.
Friend: Kya kr raha hy?
Sardar: Badla le Raha hoon!
Friend: Kese?
Sardar: Waqt Ne muje barbad kia hy ab ma waqt barbad kr raha hoon

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours

A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &
Says
-Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
what is the meaning of SMS ?

Sardarji, tell me ….,
what is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know -
it means….S – Sardaron keM – Mazak udane kiS – Service

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Modern Boy Friend

Aaj Apni Girl-Friend Ki Shaadi Mein Ja Kar Ye Ehsaas Hua,

Ki Rajma Chawal Achhe Ho To Mohabbat Bhi Feeki Lagti Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aisi Biwi Sirf Kismat Walo Ko Milti Hai

Ramdas Dukhi Hokar Apne Dost Shyamdas Ke Ghar Jata Hai Aur Shyamdas Se Bolta Hai.

Ramdas: "Yaar, Mujhe Apni Biwi Se Talak Chahiye"

Shyamdas: "Lekin Kyu Akhir Aisa Kya Hua?"

Ramdas: "Wo 6 Mahine Se Baat Hi Nahi Kar Rahi"

Shyamdas: "Ek Baar Phir Soch Lo, Aisi Biwi Sirf Kismat Walo Ko Milti Hai"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aisi Jagah Jahan Aadmi Nahi Ja Sakta

Rammu to his brother: Esi kisi jaga ka nam batao

jisse banaya to admi ne hai
magar phir bhi wo wahan pe ja nahi sakte?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
aik fakir aik admi se behk mangte hoye

aik fakir aik admi se behk mangte hoye bola Allah ke naam par kuch de do,baba aap ki rozi main barkat ki dua Karen gain.

admi foran bola baba jee apne liye bi dua kar lijye.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
main to gareeb hun

aik gareb admi kahen jar aha tha ke is ki takkar aik amir admi ke sath hoi,
Amir admi gusse se: “kyat um andhe ho”,

Gareeb admi masomiat se bola: “”.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Aik admi hotel manager se

Aik admi hotel manager se: yeh tolya bohat ganda hai, hath saaf karne ke kabil nahin…,

manager: aap bhi ajeeb admi hain subah se 100 laog hath saaf kar chukkay hain aur kisi ne shakayet nahin ki

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ladkiya Apni Umar Kam Kaise Kare?

Pappu Ki Girl-Friend Ne Usko Dikhane Ke Liye Date Pe Short

Kapde Pahne Aur Puchha.
Ladki: “Main Young Lag Rahi Hun Na?”

Pappu Muskurate Hue: “Arey Pagli Ye Bhi Utar De, Bilkul New Born Baby Lagegi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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