Men; 1817 Jokes

I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON

A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the
exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' .
He replaced friend with father in the essay and it read:

I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE..
MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOR.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
2 Sardar Rastey Per

2 Sardar Rastey Per

1st Sardar Bike Per,
2nd Sardar Prado Mein,

1st Sardar To 2nd: O Ji Kabhi Bike Dekhi Hai?

Again : O Ji Kabhi Bike Dekhi Hai?

Prado Wala Nai Phir Jawab Nahi Diya,

1st Sardar Ka Accident Ho Geya,

2nd Sardar: Tum Kyun Puch Rahey They Ke Bike Dekhi Hai?

1st Sardar : O Ji Iska Break Kahan Hota Hai :D

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Hindu ne Muslim se pocha

1 Hindu ne Muslim se pochaTum log Khatna Q karwate ho?

Musalman soch me par gaya Phr bola: Faida to kuch khas nahi,bus zara KHOOBSURTI aa jati hai..!!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
ek aadmi ne

Sardar: Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai. Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Phatan ki aqal

Ik din ik pathan sabzi leenay gaya or woh sabzi
mandi pohncha to dekha kafi deer se sabziwala sabzi
ko pani laga raha hai akhir tang aaker us ne sabzi
walay see kaha jub yah timtor hosh main ajayeen to
2 kilo tol dena.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bhai sahib

Pathan: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena.
Storekeeper: Aap kaley bulb ka kia karainge?
Pathan: Dopaher me soney k liye andhera karna hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A drunken man

A drunken man gets on the bus late one night,
staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly
woman.
She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got
news for you. You're going straight to hell!"
The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Man,
I'm on the wrong bus!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A wealthy man came

A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip
and told his wife that he had lost their entire
fortune and that they'd have to drastically alter
their life-style.
"If you'll just learn to cook," he said, "we can fire
the chef."
"Okay," she said. "and if you learn how to make
love, we can fire the gardener."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
We should listen

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road.
A woman is driving down the same road. As they
pass each other the woman leans out the window
and yells, "PIG!!"
The man immediately leans out his window and
replies, "BITCH!!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man
rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the
middle of the road.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Popular gay

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each
hand and adozen donuts

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar and phtan

Sardar:
Aoo race lagatay hain ...jo hara woh aik hazaar
rupay dega ...
Pathan:
theek hai ...par mujhey raasta nahin maloom ...:S
Sardar:
Bus tum meray pechay peechay rhena ...
Pathan:
Thankz yaar ...!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
An Organization That Makes Men Fear Marriage

The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.

It seems that in England, they had a men's club, Bachelors' Anonymous. It was highly successful in making men fear or even hate marriage.

The club provided a unique way to treat the problem of bachelors wanting to marry. They send over a mother-in-law in nightgown, hair curlers, and a mud pack.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
A Man Is Almost About To Die

As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I've slept with dozens of them."

His wife looked at him calmly and said, "Why do you think I gave you the poison?"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Ek Ghabber

Jay- Is Gabbar Ka Kya Karu,
Veeru- Ise Sui Chubo Chubo Kar Mar Do Aur Sui Is
Ke Side Me Rakh Dena,
...Police Samjhegi Sui-Side Ka Case He.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A men

A man asked sardar how was ur english paper
sardar replied it was fine but i forgot third form
of think so i thought and thought and i finally
wrote thunk

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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