Men; 1817 Jokes

Ek sardar jab bhi kapre dhota

Aik Sardar Jab Bhi Kapray Dohta
Tu Bht Zor Ki Barish Ho Jati
Aik Din Bht Dhup Nikli
To Sardar Ny Shukar Kiya Aur Dukaan Say
SURF Lenay Chala Gaya,
Jb Dukaan Mai Enter Hua To,
”Badal” Bohat Zor Say Garja,
Sardar Ne “BAADAL Ki Tarf Dekh Kr Kaha:
KIDHR??
Main Te Nimko Lain Aya Wan:-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek chor ameer admi ke ghar

Ek chor amir aadmi ke ghar mein chori karne gaya.
Tijori pe likha tha “Tijori ko todne ki jaroorat nahi
hai, 452 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan
dabao, tijori khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm
baja aur police aa gayi.”
Jate jate chor seth se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se
vishwas uth gaya hai!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A sardar went to toilet

A Sardarji went to toilet ten times within half-an-
hour.
Somebody asked,“Sardarji aapko chain nahin hai
kya?”
Sardar : Hai to sahi, par khul nahin rahi!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Pathan

Ek Pathan hamesha Apne Mobile Ke Saath 1 Scissor Rakhta Tha,

Kisi Ne Poocha??

“Khan Saab Ye Konsi Science Hai ?”
Pathan: : O Yaara Kabhi Kabhi Call Katna Bhi Par Jata Hai Na.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Kaliya & Peeliya

Kaliya & Peeliya ek car me bomb laga rahe the .

Peeliya - agar bomb lagate samay phat gaya to kya hoga .

Kaliya - do'nt worry ! Mere paas ek aur bomb hai

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Ek chor amir aadmi

Ek chor amir aadmi ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Tijori pe likha tha “Tijori ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 452 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, tijori khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.”

Jate jate chor seth se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Train track

1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to
mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to
kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bechaare Ladke

Ladki par hath uthaye to zalim;
Ladki se pit jaye to namard.

Ladki ko kisi ke sath dekh kar... lade to jealous;
Chup rahe to begairat.

Ghar se bahar rahe to awara;
Ghar me rahe to nakara.

Bachcho ko dante to buzdil;
Na dante to laparwah.

Biwi ko naukri se roke to shak karne wala;
Na roke to biwi ki kamai khane wala.

Aakhir bechara ladka kare toh kya kare.... ??? Mard Ko Bhi Dard Hota Hai...

by WAQAR (few years ago!)
Civil servant

Civil servant: I am unable to sleep.
Doctor: Can`t you sleep at night?
Civil Servant: I sleep very well at night. I find it
difficult to sleep at noon.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar ka exra

Sardar 2 Doctor :
Pure Jism Main Kahin Bhi Ungli Lagao Tou Bohat
Dard Hota Hai
Doctor Said Full Body Xray
When He Checked,Xray Found Fractre In Ungli

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Gangster’s son failed his examination

Q: What did the gangster’s son
tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything.”

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Sardar on phone:

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
There is a man

There is a man in the park peeing in a fountain and a cop comes up to him and says, "Sir you need to zip that up. You aren't supposed to pee in a public fountain like that"

So the cop is leaving and the man zips up his pants but is laughing hysterically. finally the cop says "What are you laughing at?" and the man says "I zipped it up but I didnt stop!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
A dying man's last wish

Wee Hughie was dying.

Tenderly, his wife Maggie knelt by his bedside and asked, "Anything I can get you, Hughie?"
"No" He replied.

"You must have a last wish, Hughie?" asked his wife.

Faintly, came the answer. . . "A wee bit of of that boiled ham over yonder would be nice"

"Ach, man... you can't have that" said Maggie, "You know it's for your funeral".

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Asa husband chahye

girl-Mujhe ek aisa husbend chahiye jo achi achi
baten kre hansi mazaq kre or raton ko muje songs
sunaye
sam-tussi husbend chaddlo FM radio le lo

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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