Men; 1817 Jokes

Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada

Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada sharab pee le. Jab woh
ghar aaya to uss ne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala ko
kholney laga.
Haath kaapne ke wajha se chabi kabhi idhar hat
jati kabhi udhar hat jati, ek admi pass se guzra toh
sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul rahi hai.
Uss shaks ne sharabi ke pass ja kar kaha, “lao chabi
tala main khol deta hoon”
Aur phir sharabee ne kaha, “Tala toh main hi
kholonga bas tum makan ko pakar ke rakhna”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
SARDAR was sitting in toilet

SARDAR was sitting in toilet, but potty was not
coming....!!
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1hr..
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SARDAR- "ab Aa bhi ja..!! Mai tenu kha thodi
javanga....!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo

Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan
Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi
Kyun.... Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale Thay

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Raam Ji Aur Hanuman Ji

Ek Bar Raam Ji Aur Hanuman Ji Samjhote Ke Liye
Raavan Ke Pass Gaye.
Baat Chit Ke Bich Mein Ek Dum Se Raavan Ne
Hanuman Ji Se Kaha.
Raavan: “Cigarette Hai Kya?”
Hanuman Ji: “Nahi Hai”
Ram Ji Hanuman Ji Ke Kan Mein Bole: “Abe Juth
Kyu Bol Rahe Ho, Hai To Sahi Tumhare Pass”
Hanuman Ji: “Prabhu, Kirpya Karke Aap Chupp
Rahe, Is Sale Ke 10 Sir Hai Pura Packet Pee
Jayega“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek pathan dosre pathan se!

Ek pathan dosre pathan se!
Yar suna he 2012 tk duniya khatm hojye gi
Dusra pathan:
Asa nhi hoga me ne kal washing machne khridi hy us
pe 2014 tk ki guarnty hy.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar Ji and Umbrella

Sardar Ji and Umbrella
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,
kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun?
Sardar bola, Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise
chalega.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Gabbar Singh: Are O Kaaliya

Gabbar Singh: Are O Kaaliya Kitne aadami thay
re?
Kaaliya: Kya Pata Sardar? main toh aurtein gin
raha tha…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek sardar train ki patti pay

Ek sardar train ki patti pay leta hoa tha. Ek
banday ne pocha: ye kiya kar rahe ho. Train aye to
mar jao gay.
Sardar ne jawab diya: mere uper say hawaye jahaz
chala gya to train kiya cheez hai :)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan khali kaghaz ko

Pathan khali kaghaz ko bar bar choom raha tha
Punjabi:Ye kya hai?
Pathan:Love letter aya hai.
Punjabi:Magar ye to khali hai
Pathan:Aj kal bol chal band hai….

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 pathan pehle roze ko masjid

1 pathan pehle roze ko masjid me naat parhne
gyasub logo ne usy boht mara!
Kyun? Kyun k pehle hi roze me naat prh raha tha
“Alvidah Alvidah mahe Ramzan”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Indian ja raha tha

Ek Indian ja raha tha Pathan say takar ho gy.
Indian: Men shama chahata hn,,
Pathan: Shama ko hum bhi chahta ha lekin Uska
baap nahi manta ..!:-o

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bhikari

Pehla Bhikari-Tum andhe hote ho tumko jyada
bhikh milti
Dusra Bhikari-Andha bankar dekh chuka hu khote
sikko se tang aaker langda ban gaya hu.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Luchnowi Nawab Punjab pahuncha

Ek Luchnowi Nawab Punjab pahuncha aur sardar se
rasta puchne ko ruka: Huzoor, Ek Takleef Deni Thi
Aapko?.
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Sardar: Sale de kar to dekh teri bakkal na taar

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aik tha rajaik thi rani

Aik tha raja
ik thi rani
dono mar gaye khatam kahani
,,
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nechay kya laash dhund rahe ho? Bola na khatam
kahani;->

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A pathan for an exam had studied

A pathan for an exam had studied only one essay
‘FRIEND’,
but in the exam the essay which came was
‘FATHER’ .
He replaced friend with father in the essay and it
read:

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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