Men; 1817 Jokes

Do sharabi

Do Sharabi Sadak Pe Ja Rahe The Ki Achanak Unhe
Aayna Mila
1st Sharabi-Ye Photo Kiski Hai
2nd-Abe Gadhe Itna B Nahi pata Ye Photo To Meri
Hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 admi ki chadi

Dhobi Ne 1 admi Ki Chaddi Thek Se Nhi Dhoyi,
admi Ne Chitthi Likh K Bheji
"KAPRE THEK SE DHOYA KARO"
Dhobi Ne Jawab Likh K Bheja
"CHOOTAR THEEK SE DHOYA KARO"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Shadi Shuda Mard

Employee:
Boss aap shadi shuda mardon ko hi noukri q daitay
hain????????
Boss:
Q kay unhain pehlay hi say Gaalian khanay ki aadat
hoti hai………….=

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Kuch log

Kuch log dozak mein bary aram se soay huy thy
Farishta : yaar ye koon log hain?
Daroga : ye sab pakistani hain loadshading ki waja
se garmi ki aadi hain .

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 Admi

1 Admi Ki Maut K Bad Uska Dost Uski BV K Pas Aya
Or Bola Kya Me Uski Jagah Le Skta Hu? BV:Muje
Koi Aitraz Nhi QABRASTAN Walo Se Puch Lo ;

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A man was asked

A man was asked 2 explain dis saying:
Sorrow is our constant companion, Happines comes
& goes.
Man said:
My Wife is always wid me. Her frndz comes &
goes ;->

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Subse duhki aadmi

Santa:Duniya mei sabse dukhi aadmi kaun hai?
Banta:Bechare Rickshaw wale!
Santa:Kaise?
Banta:Q ki ladki kunwari ho ya married "BHAIYA"
hi bulati ha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Young man

Young man, do you think you can handle a variety
of work?"
* "I ought to be able to. I've had ten different
jobs in four months."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Maf karo baba

Faqeer to Men: Allaha ke naam pe de do
Men: Maf karo baba
Faqeer: Kuch to de do
Men: Achha baba jo SMS pad raha hai usko le jao
Faqeer: Maine Bhikh mangi hai bhikari nahin

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sab se bre sadhu

7-chatai par 7-sadhu bethe the,
1 Aadmi ne sbse bade sadhu se
pucha-"Baba Ladkiya line nhi
deti ky karu?
Sadhu(chote sadhu se )- 1 chatai
aur laga bhai ke liye.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa kiun ro rhe ho

SANTA-KYU RO RAHE HO
BANTA- MERI MURGI MAR GAYI
SANTA- TO KYA HUYA MERA BAAP BHI MARA THA
LEKIN ME NHI ROYA
BANTA -ABE TERA BAAP KYA ANDE DETA THA

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A Beggar

A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari
bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A sardar was very fond

A sardar was very fond of sensational and
detective novels, but he always started reading
from the middle. A friend of his asked why he did
so?"
It'z doubly interesting", said the Sardar. "TO start
from the middle keeps one curious not only about
its conclusion but also about its beginning.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A jutt

A jutt in Karachi went to bank for opening an
account. he took one form and went to Islamabad.
do u know why? Because in the form he read!
"write in capital"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
3 sardars

There were three sardars. 1st: i have not written anything on the paper because i dont no the answers. 2nd: i have also not written anything. 3rd: shit yaar. teacher will thought that we three has cheated.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

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