Men; 1817 Jokes

Sala Jo Bhi Ho Jaye Par Ye Nahi Sudhrega

Bas Stand Pe Khadi Ek Sunder Si Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Pappu Se
Raha Na Gaya, Jaakar Usko Bola.
Pappu: “I Love You”

Ladki: “Tameez Se Baat Karo”
Pappu: “Om Manglam Bhagwan Vishnu With Due Respect I Beg To Say That I Love You Devi Ji

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aaj To Bhagwan Ke Darshan Ho Hi Gaye

Ek Sharabi Bar Se Daaru Pee Kar Bahar Nikla To Use Ek Pandit Mila.

Sharabi Ne Pandit Se Puchha: “Tum Kaun Ho?”

Pandit Bola: “Mein Sadhu Hun, Bhagwan Ki Pooja Karta Hun.”
Sharabi Haste Hue Bola: “Arey

To Main Hi Bhagwan Hun”
Pandit Hairan Hua Aur Bola: “Achha, To Sabit Karke Dikha”

Sharabi Use Apne Sath Bar Mein Le Gaya.

Jaise Hi Dono Andar Guse, Sharabi Ko Dekh Kar Bartender Bola

Bartender: “Hey Bhagwan, Tum Fir Aa Gaye.”

Sharabi Muskurate Hue Pandit Se Bola: “Dekhaa?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ladkiyo Ki Awww Ka Badla Le Hi Liya Isne

Boy To Girl: “Pen Hai?”
Girl: “Nahi Hai”
Boy: “Pen Hai Pen?”
Girl: “Kaha Na Nahi Hai”
Thodi Der Baad
Boy: “Pen Hai?”
Girl: “Kitni Baar Kahun Nahi Hai, Ab Dubara Puchha To Hathode Se Sar Fod Dungi”
Boy: “Hathora Hai?”
Girl: “Nahi”
Boy: “Acha Phir Pen Hai?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Jaisa Akalamand Duniya Mein Koi Nahi Hai

Angrejo Ka 1 Month Ka Festival Chal Raha Tha Jismein Wo Non-Veg Nahi Khate.
Unke Mohalle Mein Santa Rahta Tha Jo Daily Chicken Banakar Khata Tha.
Chiken Ki Khushboo Se Preshan Hokar Angrezo Ne Paadri Se Shikayat Ki.
Paadri Ne Santa Ko Bulaya Aur Samjhaya Ke Tum Christian Dharm Savikaar Kar Lo.
Santa Maan Gaya.

To Paadri Ne Santa Par Holy Water Chhidakte Hue Kaha: “You Born As A Sikh Now You Are A Christian”

Next Day Phir Santa Ke Ghar Se Chiken Ki Khushboo Aayi To Sab Angrej Uske Ghar Gaye To Dekha
Santa Chiken Par Holy Water Chhidak Raha Tha Aur Kah Raha Tha

Santa: “You Born As A Chicken But Now You Are Potato“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Business Kare To Kaunsa Kare?

Santa Ne Apne Dost Banta Se Puchha.

Santa: “Arey Vo Tera Chota Bhai Aajkal Kya Kar Raha Hai?”

Banta: “Kuch Din Pehle Ek Dukan Kholi Thi, Par Ab Jail Mein Hai”

Santa Hairani Se: “Wo Kyun?”
Banta: “Yaar, Dukan Hathode Se Kholi Thi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Safar Lamba Tha

Santa Delhi Se Mumbai Apne Ek Dost Ke Paas Gaya To Dost Ne Haal Chaal Puchha.

Santa Dukhi Hote Hue Bola: “Kya Batau Yaar, Raat Bhar Train Mein Neend Hi Nahin Aayee, Upar Ki Seat Mili Thi”?
Dost: “To Exchange Kyun Nahi Ki Seat”
Santa: “Arrey Bewakoof, Kis Se Karta, Neeche Ki Seat Pe To Koi Bhi Nahi Tha“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Gf and Bf chatting in Romantic mood

Gf and Bf chatting in Romantic mood..
.
Bf- Janu bore ho rha hun, ek joke suna na.
.
Gf- okkkk... I LOVE U...
.
Bf- Acha tha, or ek suna...
.
* Blocked...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Aur Pandit Ki Wartalap

SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H?

PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H

SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H
Fir B kuch nhi ata.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sahi Kiya Na

Ram scooterwaale se: tumhe teek se signal dena aata nahi hai kya?
Scooterwaala: kyu?

Ram: pehle left signal diye aur baad me right de rahe ho, lekin seede hi jaa rahe ho.

Scooterwaala: arey bhai, mujhe seedhe jaana tha. lekin galti se left signal kiya. phir use cancel karne ke liye right signal diya. to sahi kiya na?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Swarg Jaisa Narak

Yamraj--Tumne Paap aur Punya dono kiye hai, Isliye Swarg Jaisa Narak milega.

Man--Wo Kaise?
Yam--Agle Janam me Shadi to hogi Lekin wahi Purani Biwi ke saath

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Osama Nark Me Yamraj Se Bola

OSAMA Nark me Yamraj se bola1 cal Kr Lu Pakistan?
Yam-Kar Lo.
OSAMA-Kitna Bill Hua?
Yam-Kuch nahi.
OSAMA-Q?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
JO' or 'WO' dono best friend the

JO' or 'WO' dono best friend the
1din 'JO'ne 1 darawni film dekhi or 'WO' Mar gya
ab bolo 'WO' Kyu mar gaya.
?
?
?
kyunki JO dar gaya WO mar gaya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Arey Paagal Sabko Maar Dalega Kya?

Class Mein Madam Padahane Ke Mood Mein Nahi Thi,
To Madam Ke Dimag Mein Ek Question Aaya Aur Bachhon
Se Puchne Lagi.

Madam: "Agar Tumhare School Ke Samne Koi Bomb Rakh
De To Tum Kya Karoge?"

Pappu: 'Ek, Do Minute Dekhenge Agar Koi Le Jata Hai To

Theek Hai, Nahi To Stafroom Mein Rakh Denge"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kal Raat Chand

BOYFRIEND to its GIRL FRIEND

"Kal Raat
Chand Bilkul
Aap Jaisa Tha,
Meri Jaan.. Bilkul..

Wohi khubsurti,
wohi noor,
wohi Guroor,"

Girfriend:lakin kal to amavasaya tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mujhe Bhi Pagal Kerega Kya

Ek Bahut Bada Doctor Mental Hospital Mein Round Ke Liye Jata Hai,

Wahaan Pagalon Ka Checkup Karte Hue Usne Ek Pagal Ko Dekha Jo Chup Chaap Baitha Tha

Doctor Ke Man Mein Na Jane Kya Aya Usne Paagal Se Puchha
Doctor: Tum Pagal Kyun Hue?

Pagal Rote Hue Bola: Maine Ek Vidhva Se Shaadi Ki, Par Uski Ek Jawan Beti Thi Usko Dekh Ke Mere Baap Ne Us Se Shaadi Kar Dali,

Aise Meri Wo Beti Meri Maan Ban Gayi, Fir Un Ke Ghar Beti Hui, To Wo Meri Bahan Hui Magar Main Uski Naani Ka Pati Tha,

Is Liye Wo Meri Nawasi Bhi Hui Isi Tarha Mera Beta Hua Jo Apni Daadi Ka Bhai Ban Gaya Aur Main Apne Bete Ka Bhanja,

Aur Mera Baap Mera Damaad Ban Gaya, Aur Mera Beta Apne Dada Ka Sala Ban Gaya Aur

Doctor Cheekhte Hue: Abey Chup Kar Sale Mujhe Bhi Pagal Kerega Kya?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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