Class Mein Madam Padahane Ke Mood Mein Nahi Thi,
To Madam Ke Dimag Mein Ek Question Aaya Aur Bachhon
Se Puchne Lagi.

Madam: "Agar Tumhare School Ke Samne Koi Bomb Rakh
De To Tum Kya Karoge?"

Pappu: 'Ek, Do Minute Dekhenge Agar Koi Le Jata Hai To

Theek Hai, Nahi To Stafroom Mein Rakh Denge"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 533 views

Agar Pakistani Team Ko Match

Agar Pakistani Team Ko Match Jeetny K Liye 1 Run
Ki Zarurat Ho Jub K Un K Pas 5 Wickets Aur 5
Overs Hon Phr B Un Pe 1 Chez Ka Buht Pressure
Hota Hy,
Kya?
.
SOCHO,
.
Yehi K,
YA-ALLAH Agr Ye Match Jeet Gae To English Kon

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Mai Tumse Pyar Krti Hun

SANTA: "I Love U"
Means Kya Hota H?
GIRL: Mai Tumse Pyar Krti Hun
SANTA: Le 1 Questn Kya Pucha, Tu To Mujse Pyar Kr Baithi "Pagli"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

How old are you Shobit?

Rahul: How old are you Shobit?
Shobit: i'm 7 years old.

Rahul: You know what when I was in your age I was also 7.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Log Bus Ke Intezaar Main Khade The

Log Bus Ke Intezaar Main Khade The.1 Funny Bhikari Aaya,

Sab Logon Se Bheek Maangi,Paise Kamaye Or Taxi Main Baith Kar Chala Gaya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Funny

doctor ne mareez se kaha.main ek mahinay se 50 rupee ki rozana dawa kha
raha hun lekin muje koi fayda nazar nahi aa raha.
doctor …..acha to main ap ko kal se 40 rupee ki dawai dun ga.
jis se ap ko roz ka 10 rupee ka fayda nazar aye ga.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)