Entertainment; 4091 Jokes
Wo kehti hai k Bhool jao Mujhe....!
Mei usey kaisey smjhaun k mene Ratta nhi Lagaya,, Mere Concepts clear hain
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Life is full of problems.
But some peopels have discovered a few simple KEYS to remove all tensions.
That are,?
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Saanu-Key,?
Hor Key,?
Teno key ?
Ay key ?
Hoya key ?
ty Fer Key ?
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1 Sipahi Ko Shart Lgne Ka Shok Tha Or Kbhi Hrta Nhi Tha
S.H.0 Ne Usy Bulya 0r Shart Lgne Se Mna Kia
Sipahi!Sir Akhri Shart,
Wo B Apse
Apki tang pe zakhm ka nishn Hai.
S.H.0! May Shart Lgta Hon K Nhi Hai
Sipahi! May pent utrwa K Dekhon Ga
S.H.O!Thek Hai
5000 Ki Shart Lg Gai
Sipahi Ne pent utrwy
5000/- SHO Ko Dia Or Kha Sir May Haar Gya SHO Bra Khush Tha K May Shart Jeet Gia
Darwza Khula Sare Staf Ne Andr Jahnka
0r Rony Lgy
S.H.0 Pent Pehn Kr Bhir Aya 0r Pocha Kya Hua?
Staf
ye Hm Se 25,000 Ki Shart Lga K Aya Tha K S.H.0 Ki pent utrwaon Ga.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Suicide bomber Zoo me ghus gya or awaz lagai k tum sab k paas ek minute hai
yahan se nikalne k leye
Kachwa: wah kameeny seedha keh na k me hi target hun
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Agr tum us waqt muskura sakte ho
jb tum gham ki shiddat se poori tarha se toot chuke ho,
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To yaqeen jano tum se bari film koi nhi-)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
A naughty answer given by a woman when asked: How do you feel when any man gives u a flying kiss?
Woman: I hate such lazy menYay
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Photographer studio me 6 saal ke bachey sy:
Mari taraf dekho beta
is camera se kabutar nikly ga.
Bacha:
Focus adjust kar
Jaahilon wali baat mat kar
Portrait Mode Use kar
Micro k sath
High Resolution me pic aani chahiay
Facebook pe upload karni hy
wrna paise nhi milen ge.
SAALA...
"kabutar nikale ga.."
Tere bap ne kbutar dala tha is me Yay
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Jin: bottle sy Aazad hone k bad,
kya hukam hy mery Aaqa?
Admi:
Kuch Aesa karo k Dunya mein Jitny Shohar hain unki Biwiyan unki Farmabrdaar hojaen
Jin:
Bottle mein Wapis Jaty howe Bola Biviya Or FarmaBardar
"Chacha Bottle ka Dhakkan zara tight Band karna"..
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Jb 1 Aurat dosri se baat karti hy to
Shetan 1 corner me khamoshi beth jata hy
Or
Sirf Seekhta hi nahi hy
Notes Banata Hy Notes.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Famous Poet Robert Archer kehta hy
Insan apni khoobsurti, kapron or taleem se nahi pehchana jata.
Agr insan kisi cheez se pehchana jata hy to wo hy sirf
Original C.N.I.C
Hamesha apne pas rakho bhai halaat ka kuch pata nahi.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
HAQIQAT:
Agr Aap kahin jaldi me ja rahe hain
aur "Kaali Billi" Aap ke Aage se guzar
jaye to iska mtlab Hai ,
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"KAALI BILLI" Aap se Ziada Jaldi me hai. -)
Gor se parny ka shukriya
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Shame on you girls
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Weather is getting hotter than u.... :p
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Dear sun
Ziada Emran Hashmi na banAngry th0ra fasla rakh yaar -(...
Sincerely,
The Earth
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
There is nothing more expensive than a female tear...
when a single drop comes out,it first mixes with "loreal" eyeliner and "dior" mascara.
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then when it come down to cheek it mixes wit "D&G blusher"..
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and in case it touches the lips,,it gets mixed with "Maybelline" lipstick
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this means that a single drop is worth atleast Rs.1500......)
Don't ever let girl cry......
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Q: 1 mooli doosri mooli se introduction kese poochegi?
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Socho
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Nahe pata?
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Simple yaar
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Ans:
Tou Kis Khait ki Mooli hai?
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)