Ek Pagal American Aur Ek Nepali
Ek Pagal ne Nepali Se pucha Kyu Bhai Tum American Ho kya?
Nepali ne kaha - Nahi Me Nepal Ka Hu
Pagal - Nahi Tum Amrican Ho
Nepali- Nahi Bhai Main Nepal Ka Hu
Pagal- Nahi Tum Amrican Ho
Nepali(Gusse Me)- Ha Me American hu
Pagal- Lekin Lagte To Nepali Ho
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 581 views
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