gosht nahi lana pre ga
Husband: Lagta hai Paros ma Bakra Halal ho raha hai Acha hai aaj Gosht nahin lana parrega
Bv: Tum apnay kaan saaf karwao Altaf Bhai TV pe khitab kar rahe hai
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 508 views
Similar Jokes
Santa:-ye chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Banta:-aatnhatya karne ke liye.
Santa:-to isme ubaalne ki kya zaroorat hai?
Banta:-are yaar kahin infection na ho jaae.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Police Officer Bachey Se:Beta Kia Tumhare Abu “Al Qaida” Me Hain?
Bacha: Uncle! Mujhe Abu Ka To Pata Nahi! Per Main.“Noorani Qaida” Pe Hoon!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Doctor to injured patient:
Jab car ek lady chala rahi thi tu tumhe
road se duur chalna chayi tha.
.
.
.
... ... .
.
.
.
Patient: Kon sa road? Bhai me tu park
me leta hua tha...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar:yar to ne school ana kiun chor dia?
Punjabi:yar abu kehta hai aik jagah bar bar jane se izat kam ho jati hai
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Faasla rakhain…
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Wrna pyaar ho jae ga.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?
Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.
Baccha : Itna pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband to wife: Did you have any boyfriend before our marriage?
Wife remained silent for some time…
Husband: mai es khamoshi ko kia samjhon??
Wife: Abhy gin ne tu dey..:)
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Harr Aadmi ka Sapna :
7 figure ki Salery..
6 figure ki Bachat..
5 Bedroom ka Gharr..
4 Wheel ki Gaari..
3 Week ki Vacation..
2 Piyare Piyare Bachay..
a0r..
.
.
.
.
.
1 Goongi BV..... :-)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ladki Ki Top Per Bani Billi (Cat) Ke Design Ko Pappu Badi Der Se Ghoor Raha Thha.
Ladki: “Kabhi Billi Nahi Dekhi Kya?”
Pappu: “Billi To Dekhi Hai, Par
Dudh Ki Rakhwali Karte Hue Pehli Baar Dekh Raha Hoon“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher:
Ager aap ka dost or ap ki lover doob rahay
hoon to aap kis ko bachao gay?
Student:
Doob jane do dono kamino ko.
Wo ek sath kar kya rahy they…:
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)