Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 498 views

Bekaar hi shak

Naukraani:-malkin aap mujh per bekaar hi shak kar
rahi hai,main aapko kaise samjhaau mujhe to shabd
nahin mil rahe hai.
Malkin:- tujhe shabd nahin mil rahe hain,aur mujhe
1 thaali,5 katori aur 2 drzan chammach nahin mil
rahi hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Baat To Pathan Ne Sahi Boli

Ek Pathan Ka School Mein 7th Class Mein New Addmission Howa.

Teacher Ne Usse Puchha: “Beta, Batao Abdul Qalam Kon Hai?”

Pathan: “Hum Ko Kya Pata, Hum To School Mein Naya Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Humain to zardari ne.....

Humain to zardari ne
Loota Musharraf me
kahan Dum tha!
Roti Kapra,Makan,
Ko to chhoro,Subha
Lotay me paani B
kum tha.
(“.)
_/L Daso yaar ini
loadsahding.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

kia peo gay?

Kanjoos k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy:

Kanjoos: Thanda peo ge ya Garam?
Mehman: Thanda.

Kanjoos: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan: Pepsi

Kanjoos: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?
Mehmaan: Glass me.

Kanjoos: Saada glass ma ya design wala?
Mehmaan: Design wala.

Kanjoos: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.

Kanjoos: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.

Kanjoos: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Heena Ki Maa Ne Ladke Ki Maa Se

Heena Ki Maa Ne Ladke Ki Maa Se Kaha, Gaane Main Badi Daksh Hain Meri Beti, Unche Swar Main Gaati hai.Ladke Ki Ma Se Kaha Tab To Sahi Jodi hain mera Beta Bhi Bahut uncha Sunta hain.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)