kitne badey ho gaye ho
Aunty: Arrey beta tum kitne badey ho gaye ho
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Beta: Haan aunty, aur koi option hi nai tha
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 480 views
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“The return of phoolan devi”,
Directed by Condi Rice,
Scripted in London
Produced by GHQ.
Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto),
Character Actor:Musharraf
Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel.
Characterless Actors:Chaudhries Lagharie,
Dancer: Sherry,
Music: MQM
Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida/
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Remember that wife is D Neck of D family.
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Paindu Bacha: Abba Aj Bari Garmi Ay
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"" Nach Basanti Nach""
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Or kaha
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"Mera Hissa Kahaan Hy"....=P
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