The doctor told Sardarji

The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometres a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.
 "What's the problem?" asked the doctor. 
"I'm 2400 kms from home."

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