whom do u like more mama or papa

Papa: whom do u like more mama or papa

kid: both
Papa: no tell me 1.
Kid: both
Papa: if i go america & ur mother go to paris. Where u go?
Kid: paris
Papa: this mean u like ur mother?
Kid: no.
Paris is beautiful then america
Papa: if i go paris & ur mother go america so where u go
Kid: america
Papa: why kid: bcuz i havent been there before . .

Papa: Ullu da Pattha.. ;-p

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 625 views
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