Ungli Karne Ki Aadat Kaha Jaati Hai
Pati Ghar Aate Hi Kalpata Hua Biwi Se Bola
Pati: “Tere Baap Ki Ungli Karne Ki Aadat Gayi Nahi?”
Patni Hairani Se: “Kyun, Ab Kya Hua?”
Pati: “Aaj Phir Se Pooch Rahe The, Meri Beti Se Shaadi Karke Khush To Ho Na“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 574 views
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