yr ik number hai
Yar ek number hy, is
pe cal kr k pta kro k yay kn hy?
kuch kahe to 2,,4 suna bhe dyna.
Sala apny ap ko police wala kehta hy.
Number yay hy.
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by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 505 views
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