police to student
Police walay ne 1 student
ko pakr lia.
Student: Sir main student
hoon plz muje Chor dein
PoLice: Tum bina licence
k motorcyle chlate ho?
Student: Nai
Police: Larkiyon ko cherty
ho?
Student: Nai
Police: Cafe jaty ho?
Student: Nai
Police.
Oay fer tu
kerhi gal da student en.
PAO SALAY NU LAMYA…!!!
by A. Sami (few years ago!) / 541 views
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