Gadha Par Nibandh
Master Ji: Kal Meine Tujhe Gadhe Par Nibandh Likhne Ko Bola Tha,
Chal Dikha Kya Likha ?
Student: Master Ji, Jaise He Nibandh Likhne Ke Liye Pencil Lagai, Gadha He Bhag Gaya..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 606 views
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Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one.
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Wife: dont disturb me…
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