Teacher: Tumhari zindagi mai sab se zada kis book ne madad ki ha?
Student: Mere Papa ki cheque book ne.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 451 views

teacher nay pathan sy pucha

Teacher: 1876 Me Kya Howa Tha?

Pathan: Nahi Pata!!

Teacher: Stupid Qaid-e-Azam Peda Howe Thay.
Ab Ye Batao K 1880 Me Kya Howa Tha??

Pathan: Thora Sochne K Bad Qaid-e-Azam 4 Saal K Howe The.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Allama Iqbal

Aik daffa bas main cricket team ke kuch khalari safar kar rehy the or apas main lar jhagar rehy the. Aik buzargan ki waja se bohot guse main the jab in se raha na gya to uth kar bole. Allama Iqbal ne such hi kaha tha.

Utha ke phenk do gali main bahir
Nai tehzeeb ke annde hain gande

Aik khalari khara ho kar bola” baba jee Allama Iqbal ne ye us waqt kaha tha jab aap jawan the, hum to us waqt peda hi nahi hoye the.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar docter english joke

Docter to sardar:you have brain tumor.
On hearing this

sardar start danceing
dr:why you are danceing
sardar:it proves that i have brain

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar

Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur use samjhaya ki kisi ke naam lene se pehle JEE laga diya kare.

Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola: sahabji sahabji kutteji ne murgiji ko pakar liya hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shoher. main tang a gaya hun

Shohar: Main tang aagaya hon, Tum humesha Mera
Ghar, Meri Car, he kehti rehti ho.
Kabhi Hamara bhi keh diya karo.
Ab Almaari main kya dhoondh rahi ho?
Biwi: Hamara Dupatta.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)