A sheikh boy fall in love with sheikh girl
A sheikh boy fall in love with sheikh girl
Larki: jb sub so jain ge to main gali main sika phenkon gi tum faoran andr ajana
Lekin Lrka sika phenkne k 1 ghante baad aya
Larki: itni der Q?
LARKA: Me Sika Dhoond Raha tha
Larki: Pagal Wo To Main Ne Dhaaga baandh K phenka Tha…
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 497 views
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