Sardar

Sardar and Bomb Joke


2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 559 views
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