Santa: Dettol sabun hai?

Santa: Dettol sabun hai?
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Santa: Accha wala?
Dukndar: Haan
Santa: Acchi quality ka hai na?
Dukndr: Haan
Santa: Acha tu phir Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta dedo.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 728 views
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