In A Cricket Ground

Security : Cricket Match Is Over Now,

Why R U Stil Sitting?

Sardar : Oye Yaar

I Am Waitin For Highlights!

:-)keep smiling:-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 536 views

Mene kal easy load waly ko bewakoof banaya!

sardar: Mene kal easy load waly ko bewakoof banaya!
Boy: Woh kese?
sardar: Hum ne usko 100 Rupey dya or number galat likhwa diya... ;->

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

mujhe shadi se pehle

Wife:mujhe shadi se pehle q nhi btaya k tmhari phle hi RANI naam ki wife h ?

Husband:mene shadi se pehle btaya to tha k me tmhe RANI ki trah rkhunga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bura nai sochta

Wife:ap ne kabi ye socha hai k agr me shadi kisi aur se ho jati to kia hota?

Husband:me kbi kisi ka bura nai sochta

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

That Lady

There was a couple who had been married for a long time, and one day, they were walking through the park together, when they saw a young couple sitting on a bench, kissing each other very passionately. So the wife said to the husband, "Honey, why don't you do that?" And the husband said, "How? I don't even know that lady!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan Raat Ko 1 Admi Ne

Pathan: Raat Ko 1 Admi Ne Chaku Dekha Kar Loot Lia,
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Dost: Lekin Tumhare Pas Tu Hamaisha Pistol Hoti Hai Na,
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Pathan: Wo Main Ne Chupa Di Warna Wo Bhi Le Jata….

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)