Jail Main Pathan se kisi ne pucha
Jail Main Pathan se kisi ne pucha:
Tum se aisi kya galti ho gai jo tum Jail main ho?
Pathan: Maine Bank Loota.
Aur
Paise wahin Gin'nay beth gaya.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 511 views
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