Santa to banta
Santa k ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki tasvir lagi
hui thi
Banta: ye q laga rkhi hai..?
Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA lene gaya tha
dukandar ne kaha yeh LATEST hai..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 528 views
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Ek bahut sundar kuwari teacher ne 4 bacho k
thapar mare.
Reactions of students..
Bengali:- sorry mam
Gujrati:- meri kya galti thi mam
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Respected,
International Kanjus,
Thanks for not sending any Sms,
You will win “Pappu Kanjus Rahna Award”
Na na sms mt karna,
Kahin ye! Award hath se na nikal jaye..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: ”Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji”
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Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
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Petrol pump chaltay hain:D
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Dimag ghuma dene wala question:-
Income Tax aur Callertune me kya similarity hai.?
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Dono ka paisa hum bharte hai, par Maza koi aur leta hai...!! :p
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mr.See and Mr.Saw.
One_day Mr.see saw sea & Mr.saw didnt see sea. See saw sea & jumped in sea. Saw didnt see sea but jumped in sea. See saw saw in sea & saw saw see in sea. See saw both saw sea and both saw and see were happy to see sea.
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Aisy status bhi prha kren is se dimagh ki TUNNING hoti hy..!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Doo sikh platform per train kay pechay bagg rahay
thay, aur train kay loog unhain josh dila rahay thay
shabash sardar jee. Un mein say akk train per char
jata ha, too loog khub shabahsh daytay hain, jub us
ka breath controll main ati ha to wo kahta ha main
to chornay aya tha sawari to station per rah gyee.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)