Game
Sardar:
Dr Sab
Tusi Kehya C K Subha
Game Khedan Nal Sehat Changi Rendi A,
Per Meno Te Koi Farq Ni Piya
Dr:
Tusi Kiri Game Khelday 0
Sardar:
Mobile Te Sap Aali.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 572 views
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