Number dial karne se:
Ladka:I love you janu.
Ladki ki maa:oh, really.
Ladka: aaj rat a jao na,pls.
Us samay line kat gaya.
Ladki phone kia aur bola hi janu kayse ho?
Ladka: meine jo bat kia to kissee?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 520 views

CROSS THE ROAD... REDNECK

Q: Why did the redneck cross the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other
side.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar Ki Mah Ki Death

Sardar Ki Mah Ki Death Ho Gai,

Ek Saal Bad Sardar Ka Baap America Sa Wapis Aya,
Us Na Poucha Teri Mah Kahan Ha,
Sardar Bola Wo To Pichlay Saal Hi Mar Gai Thi,
Sardar Ka Bap Ronay Lga Or Bola
Kuttay,Kaminay To Tu Na Mujhay Btaya Q Nhi,
Sardar Bola,

Me Na Socha Surprise Don Ga…;->

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dad's writes on son's facebook wall

Dad's writes on son's facebook wall:

Dear Son, how are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot.

Please turn off the computer and come down for dinner.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Boy:Mai Tuje Bangla Dilauga,Car

Boy:Mai Tuje Bangla Dilauga,Car Dilauga,Gold K Dhair Laga Duga

Girl:Shaam Ko Park Aaoge

BOY: nahi,aaj CYCLE repairing ko di hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa has to sell his dog.

Santa has to sell his dog. Banta wants to buy it.

Banta: Is this dog faithful ?

Santa: Yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier also. It is so faithful, everytime it returned back to me.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)