Trainin k doran 1 officer ne sipahi se pucha: Ye
tumharay hath me kya he?
Rab Nawaz: Sir ye bandooq he.
Officer: Ye bandooq nhi tumhari izzat or shaan hai,
Tumhari maa hay maa.
Then officer to a pathan sipahi: Tumharay hath me
ye kya he?
Pathan Sipahi: Sir ye Rab nawaz ki maa or hamari
khala hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 555 views

boring lecture..

2 friends were attending a boring lecture..
.
1st frd- Even my ass has fallen asleep..

2nd frd- I know! I heard ir snore 3 times..

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Doctor Orders A Birthday Cake

or his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered
a cake with this inscription:

"You are not getting older,
You are just getting better."

When asked how he wanted it arranged, he said,
"Just put 'You are not getting older' at the top,
and 'You are just getting better' at the bottom."

It wasn't until the good doctor was ready
to serve the cake that he discovered it read:

"YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP,
YOU ARE JUST GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher:"Kal class se kyun absent thy?"

Teacher:"Kal class se kyun absent thy?"

Boy:"Girlfriend se milne gaya tha.

"Teacher:"Kiss liye?"
...
Boy:Yes miss,bohat liye ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ma Tumse Pyar Karti Hun

Sardar: I Love U Ka Kya Matlab Hy?

Girl: Ma Tumse Pyar Karti Hun.

Sardar:
Aaj Kal Ki Larkiyan To Buhat Besharam Hyn. Ek Bat Ka Matlab Kya Pocha Free Hogaen.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Amma Hume Bi Le Jati

Santa Ki Amma Mar Gyi

Aik Admi Bola Amma Mujhe Le Jati 2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hume Bi Le Jati

Sardar: Chup Ho Jao Kamino
Amma Kya suzuki Dala Kar Ke Gayi He

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)