Mardon Ko Yaad Rakhna Chaiye
Ek Pari Ne 60 Saal K Shadi Shuda Jorey Se Kaha,
Mein Tum Dono Ki Ik Ik Khawish Pori Kar Sakti Hoon,
Biwi: Main Apne Shohar K Sath Sari Duniya Ki Saer Karna Chahti Hoon,
Pari Ne Jadu Ki Chari Ghumai Or 2 Tickets A Gaen,
Phir Shohar Sey Pucha, Tum Kya Chate Ho…?
Shohar:
Apne Se 30 Saal Choti Biwi Ka Khwahishmand Hoon,
Pari Ne Jadu
Se Usko 90 Saal Ka Kar Diya,
Moral:
Mardon Ko Yaad Rakhna Chaiye K Pariyan Bhi Auraten Hoti Hain..
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 436 views
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