A Punjabi woman talking in English to a Dr.
About sick child

My Kaka is ill ek week da.
Na eat da,
Na sleep da,
Bas weep da te cheek da,
Nalay nakk v leak da.
Tel me elaj iss phteek da..:p:)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 726 views

I have windows installed

sardar to salesman,I want pink curtains for my computer,,,

Salesman;But computers don’t need curtains!

Sardar: Oye I have windows installed.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ankhein theek hogayeen

Larki nahane gai kapre utare darwaza

baja boli=KON? Jawab aya=POSTMAN kapre

pehen k letter liya phir nahane gai kapre

utare darwaza baja boli=KON? Jawab aya=DHOBI

kapre pehen k dhobi se hisab kiya phir nahane

gai kapre utare darwaza baja phir boli=KON?

Jawab aya=PAPPU(parosan ka beta hay.ANDHA hay)

larki ne socha kya farq parta hay kapre nahi

pehenti aise he chali gai darwaza khola PAPPU

ne mithai di boli=kis khushi me PAPPU=meri

Ankhein theek hogayeen.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Girl: ye bacha tumhara kya lagta hai?

Girl: ye bacha tumhara kya lagta hai?

Pathan:ye mera duur ka bhai hai.
Girl: duur ka bhai,main samjhi nahi!

Pathan:iske aur mere darmian 8 behan bhaion ka fasla hai.;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Teacher: Es mohawary ko estimal karo "mun mai pani aana"
.
Pathan Student: Jaisy hi mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke Nal chalu kia, tu mairy mun mai pani agia

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

ek pathan ki chapal

Ek Pathan ki Chappal kisi ne Chura li,

Woh Seedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith kar Kehne laga:


Chor ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 na 1 Din to Yahan Aayega na.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)