English To Urdu
Dictionary :

Xcuse Me =
Sun Chutiye ,

Stupid =
Abe Gando ,

Get Out =
Nikal Bhosri K ,

I M In Problem =
Yaar Loray Lag Gaye ,

I Am Scared =
Gaand Phati Hoi Hai Yaar ,

Where Ar You =
Abbey Kahan Maa Chuda Raha Hai ,

Would U Like To Have This =
Lega Loru ?

Not Possible
Chal Bhosri Ke !
( Urri. Baba )

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 700 views

Women Drivers

I tell you, women drivers are a hazard to traffic. Driving to work this morning on the freeway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane.

It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver in my coffee, and it spilled all over my cell phone!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Larki ko ptane k liye...

Munna- Aey Circuit, ladki ko patane ke liye kya
karne ka?
Circuit- Simple bhai, "Minto Fress" khane ka.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pappu, give me a sentence starting with “I��

Teacher: Pappu, give me a sentence starting with “I”

Pappu: I Is

Teacher: No, Pappu. Always say, “I am”

Pappu: All right, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ek Clinic k aage lambi line thi

Ek Clinic k aage lambi line thi,
1Aadmi bar-bar line me ghusta tha,

par log usko pakar k piche phek dete the

Admi:"Lage raho, Saalo clinic hi nahi kholunga"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

True Story Of A Married Man

True Story Of A Married Man :
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Maang Bharne Ki Sazaa Kuch
Is Tarah Paa Raha Hoon,
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Maang Poori Karte Karte,
Maang Maang Ke Kha Raha Hoon..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)