GF: Mera Mobile Maa K Pas Rehta Hai

GF: Mera Mobile Maa K Pas Rehta Hai
BF: Agar Pakdi Gai To?
GF: Apka Number “Battery Low” Nam Se Save Hai,
Jab Bhi Apka Phone Ata He Maa Kahti He Charge
Kar Le Beta.

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