Altaf ki photo

Aik kisan ne khet me putlay ki bajaay altaf hussain ki photo laga di

ap yaqeen karo parniday pechly saal jo gandum le gae the wo bi wapas le aye

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 452 views
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