doctor log operation karne se pehle
Santa 2 Banta:
Yeh doctor
log operation karne se pehle
Patient ko behosh kyun karte hen?
Banta:
Kahen patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye……
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1614 views
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