What is jihad bin nafs?

What is jihad bin nafs?

It is when u see 100 Notifications, 20 Messages and 30 Friend requests on Facebook . . . . . .

Still you click "Logout" & "Study" Yay

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 239 views
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