KitnY majboor hein Taqdeer k hath0n

KitnY majboor hein Taqdeer k hath0n ...Wasi...

JAN k phone Aa rahY hein or YES wala button kharab hai

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dekh yar CHINA wal0n ki harkaten..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 200 views
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