Dada or dadi ne

Dada or dadi ne,apni jawani ke dino ko phir se yad kar ke manane ka socha,
.
unho ney faisla kia ke hum phir drya kinare milangay,
.
dada suba jaldi uth kar tyar ho ke, gulab le kar drya kinare pohncha, boht dair ho gayi dadi nahi ayi,wo ghusse me ghar aya, or phool phainkty howe bola, tum ayi kion nhi?
.
Dadi sharmaty howe boli:
.
Ammi ne jane nai diya

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