PROFESSOR: Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?

MUNNA BHAI: Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 577 views

Sheikh

Aik shekh ne new car li aur us per apne office gya.

jab wo office k kareeb poncha tu usne car ka door khola tu aik truck ne uski car k sath tuker mar di.aur uska darwaaza door ja girra.

shekh zoor se car k liye cheekhne laga. but pass khari police ne usko kaha k tum car k afsos mein ye b bhool gay k tumara dayyan hath b ghaib hy.wo zoor se bola k haa a meri new rado watch b ghaib ho gai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek larki coke pe rhi thi

1 ladki COKE pi rahi thi,
achanak usme se 1 Machar nikla or bola "MAA"
Ladki-Me teri maa nhi hu.
Machar- Aisa na bol maa me teri COKE se nikla hu.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

The Story behind "Ladies First"

The Story behind "Ladies First"

Long ago, a man and woman were madly in love, They wanted to marry. parents did't approve. They decided to suicide together & planned to jump from mountain. The man couldn't bear to see his sweet heart fall. he convinced her that he will jump first. He jumped.

The woman never jumped.
Thereafter, all men decided
"LADIES FIRST" :-D

by lescol (few years ago!)

prove

Judge: How can you prove you were not speeding your car?

Man: Sir, I was on the way to bring back my wife from her mother's home! Judge: that's all, case dismissed

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan Dozakh Mai

1 Pathan Dozkh Se Nikla
Chupke Se Janat Me Gia
Farishtay Ne Bohat Mara

Pathan:
Oh Bhai Main Janati Ho
Main Dozakh May Gul Khan
Se Naswar Lene Gya Tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)