Billi ghar pahaunch gai?
Ek sardar k ghar men billi rahti thi sardar billi se tang a kr usey kahin chor aaya, Gar aya to bili us se pehly ponch chuki thi, Sardar bili ko dobara kahin door chor k aya bili phir us sy pehly gar ponch gai, Sardar ko bohat gussa aya ab wo bili ko bohat hi zyada door chornay gya. wahan sy us ny wife ko phon kya. "bili gar ponch gai ya nahi? wife: han ponch gai hay sardar: " Us kamini se bol k mujay aa ker ly jaey men rasta bhool gya hon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 548 views
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