Sardar

Sardar to son: Idiot! What matchbox did u purchase?
Not even one match is burning.

Beta : How is it possible? I tested each one b4 buying...

by nadeem (few years ago!) / 405 views
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Translet into english
(Ham Sab Umeed Se Hain)

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