Santa: waiter, ek coffee laana. kitna hai? Waiter: 50 Rs.

Santa: saamnewaali dukhaan main to 50 ps hai

Waiter: woh xerox dukhaan hai sir

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 643 views

Dog Barking

A blonde and her husband are sleeping when the neighbor’s dog starts barks and wakes them up. The blonde sighs, shakes her fist and says 'Wait until you see what I'm going to do to those neighbors!' She runs out of the house and five minutes later she comes back with a smile on her face. The husband asks 'So, what did you do?' The blonde says 'Well, I took the dog from their yard and I put it in our yard to see how they like it having the neighbor’s dog barking all night.'

by Kamran (few years ago!)

Teacher her sawal ka short

'Teacher her sawal ka short jawab do
Student.Ok
Teacher.Whats your father name....'

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Humare naukar ne chandi ka

Patni:Humare naukar ne chandi ka chamcha churaya
Pati:Kaunsa?

Patni:Jo humne parso hotel se churaya tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar Shadi Ke Aglay Din B.V Ko Maar Raha Tha

Sardar Shadi Ke Aglay Din B.V Ko Maar Raha Tha,

Logon Ne Pocha To Bola:

Innay Meri Chaah Vich Taveez Milaya A,

B.V Rotay Hoye Or Ghussay Se Boli:

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Agar is sms ko delete kiya to kutta

Agar is sms ko delete kiya to kutta..

Forward kiya to chutiya..

Save kiya to haraami..

Kuch nahi kiya to gandu..

Reply kiya to bharwa..

Ab ker le jo ker sakta hai..

Ghussa huwa to gand phaar dun ga..

Or muskuraya to chod dun ga..

Or agar mujhe dubara fwd kiya to lulli kaat dun ga.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)