Girl: Teri judai mein neend urti hai, jan jati hai, chein khota hai, dil rota hai...!

Boy: Check karwaley bibi Dengi Virus me bhi aesa hi hota hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 545 views

Khan sahab ap larki k bajaye

Sardar Pathan se:
Khan sahab ap larki k bajaye larko se sex kyun karte hain,
Pathan: O sardar ji
Mard ka muqabla Mard se hona chahiye.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Girl to Shopkeeper:

Girl to Shopkeeper:
Bhaiya Calculator Dihkao..
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Shopkeeper:
CASIO.....???
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Girl:
Main theek hu, Aap sunao... :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Constantly Complaining About The Temperature

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.

Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest.

"Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan and bomb

Pathan "Mazaar" pe Bomb rakhty huye pakra gaya:

Logon ne bohat mara aur pucha aisa kyon kya?


Pathan ki kuch samajh main nahi aaya to bola: "Main Bomb rakhny ki Mannat mangi thi."

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Hume Insaaf Chahiye

Pappu Ne Is Bar Rakshabandhan Par Apne Dosto Ke
Sath Milkar Discuss Kiya.
Pappu: “Yaar, Aaj Ke Din Koi Bhi Ladki Kisi Bhi
Ladke Ko Bhai Bana Leti Hai, Aur Duniya Kuch Nahi
Kahti Ulta Sab Khush Hote Hai”
Dost: “Baat To Thik Hai, Phir?”
Pappu: “To Problem Ye Hai Ki Karvachauth Wale Din
Kisi Ko Bhi Pati Kyu Nahi Bana Sakti?”
Hume Insaaf Chahiye….

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)